To the single CaB girls - What's your ideal mang?

[Chairman Bodog]

I've thranged with a noisy headed girl for a dippy stint and she's got an ex-hubby and a toddler and a sack she sees on the weekends. I got done with it bigtime. This isn't a date criterion. I'm a bunkhead anyway. I just want to dip in what kind of girls that are CaBBeD are into romantically.

I'll kick off with a softball.

I'm an antinatalist
I'm a smoker
I love pooches

[Twit 2]

wub

[Chairman Bodog]

Wassup babe.

[bgmnts]

Yeah I like mashed potato too, I love it in fact.

What herbs do you like in it? Or is it just a bit of gravy?

[Chairman Bodog]

Wut. I dig mash but that's not a prerequisite for a cuddle puddle. Frankly, you could vom tatas and I'll still zonk in for a snog.

[Chairman Bodog]

Oh fuck, I get it. Nobody's taking me seriously.

[pancreas]

It's somewhat inane, no? Do you think they're all going to rush in here in their pigtails and tell you that it's all about the GSOH and big huggable arms?

No. The girls here like their men tied down. They like to do you bloody with a sharpened dildo while they scream the words of Sappho into your jap's eye.

This is true.

[BlodwynPig]

Oh fuck, I get it. Nobody's taking me seriously.

Wub

[canadagoose]

They like to do you bloody with a sharpened dildo while they scream the words of Sappho into your jap's eye.

I feel called out right now.

[king_tubby]

I think the preferred term is now 'hog's eye', pancreas, you awful racist.

[BlodwynPig]

I think the preferred term is now 'hog's eye', pancreas, you awful racist.

You called?

[Chairman Bodog]

I'm young, sunken, and full of spunken. As long as I don't get bored I'll take any sheshish. Honestly though, mangsandwich I am so fucking love strung and head starved. I'll be in my mid-20s next year. I don't want to be the fleshman piece smoker decking out the bar corner waiting for ginned up wives to pick me up. I want a girl that feels me.

It's hard to fucking find a guy that gets me though.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Have you tried huffing Persil?

[Chairman Bodog]

Saving it for the argon turkey bag when the days get too cold.

[thenoise]

Send a PM to her</profile> she's an easy lay. Wouldn't take her home to mama tho know whaddaye mean lulz.

[Chollis]

[Chairman Bodog]

Any actual women on this site? I know at least three.

https://youtu.be/SnR9o68_9kc

I'm sorta inta a girl that's like Anita Carter but modern. I think that's a fair drop.

[madhair60]

hello women reading this

[canadagoose]

Any actual women on this site? I know at least three.

https://youtu.be/SnR9o68_9kc

I'm sorta inta a girl that's like Anita Carter but modern. I think that's a fair drop.

I'm a woman and I'm not a figment of your imagination, but I'm not sufficiently androphilic to answer your question, even though I can appreciate male beauty. What I would advise is that all women (who are into men) have different tastes, and you're never going to find one unifying man that everyone fancies. You can probably bet that everyone appreciates things like good hygiene, politeness, a few jokes (depends on the woman in question what sort of jokes she likes), and not ingesting crystal meth fumes through your rectum.

[Chairman Bodog]

[flotemysost]

I'm young, sunken, and full of spunken. As long as I don't get bored I'll take any sheshish. Honestly though, mangsandwich I am so fucking love strung and head starved. I'll be in my mid-20s next year. I don't want to be the fleshman piece smoker decking out the bar corner waiting for ginned up wives to pick me up. I want a girl that feels me.

It's hard to fucking find a guy that gets me though.

To be fair, I'd probably rather see this on a bloke's dating profile than

6 foot in heels lol
into the usual stuff and having a laugh
old fashion gent looking for a women who takes care of herself
anything else u want to know just ask

[Chairman Bodog]

Not like other girls

[canadagoose]

To be fair, I'd probably rather see this on a dating profile than

6 foot in heels lol
into the usual stuff and having a laugh
old fashion gent looking for a women who takes care of herself
anything else u want to know just ask

Sounds like the sort that gets huffy if you don't keep the conversation going, even though all they offer is "lol" and little else. Although maybe things have changed in the last 5 years.

edit: The man, not you. Just realised that could read badly.

[Chairman Bodog]

What do you look for in a boy, canadagoose?

[garnish]

The penis, of course, is the source of all men's power.  Give away the penis on your first encounter and the female lust will just float away no questions asked.

My recommendation? Remind these women of your penis but deny it to them.  Make them lustful.

[Chairman Bodog]

That's hard science.

[BlodwynPig]

The penis, of course, is the source of all men's power.  Give away the penis on your first encounter and the female lust will just float away no questions asked.

My recommendation? Remind these women of your penis but deny it to them.  Make them lustful.

Mine's delivered to Goosey by mail, but contained in a chinese puzzle box

[canadagoose]

What do you look for in a boy, canadagoose?

Well, when I thought I was into men (long story), I was looking for an intelligent, kind guy with a nice smile who listens and offers good conversation in equal measure. Likes being romantic and can be self-deprecating. Kind of nerdy and likes good music and comedy. My ex, in other words. But I wouldn't take too much heed of me, as I'm a bit atypical.

Mine's delivered to Goosey by mail, but contained in a chinese puzzle box

Never got it open yet. I don't know what state it'll be in by the time I solve the puzzle.

Edit: In terms of men I can still physically appreciate, what about Brennen Evangelista from Another Dirty Room? Seriously.

[Chairman Bodog]

Pretty interesting. Are you still with a man that ticks your wants? All of the girls I've been with have never struck a chord for a resonating din that sparks me. Maybe men just see beauty and fill in what they like after falling in love.

[canadagoose]

Pretty interesting. Are you still with a man that ticks your wants? All of the girls I've been with have never struck a chord for a resonating din that sparks me. Maybe men just see beauty and fill in what they like after falling in love.

Nah, I'm single. It wasn't fair for him having to stay with me, I thought, so we broke up, but we're still best friends. In terms of the "resonating din", I can't help there, but maybe you just have to meet more women, or interact more with the ones you meet?