To the single CaB girls - What's your ideal mang?

[pancreas]

https://youtu.be/XMO7KHaIDOc for you, panco.

Oh dear. That is to orchestral music what Kraft Singles are to cheese.

This is a Waltz.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Get a room.

_{A chatroom}

[Chairman Bodog]

Oh, get to fuck. That OST is incredible.

[canadagoose]

If Bodog is actually Marina Diamandis I'll jump right in.

[Chairman Bodog]

Oo-er! Bodog x Pancs when?

canadagoose - I'd like to know where your love interest lies. I just dropped a bare thread but i know I'm dry. Tell me in plain lettering (Pancreas lawsuit) what you're into in lieu of a jumping jack.

[canadagoose]

canadagoose - I'd like to know where your love interest lies. I just dropped a bare thread but i know I'm dry. Tell me in plain lettering (Pancreas lawsuit) what you're into in lieu of a jumping jack.

If you take the list I posted earlier, and apply it to a woman, that's pretty much it. And if she likes animals, that's a bonus. Not that I'm an animal. Much.

[BlodwynPig]

This is hilarious.

[Chairman Bodog]

Well, I'm a bordercollie lover. I got a soft spot for soft spotted fluff clowns.i'm good at cunninlingus. In my experience girls are attracted to the guy in the back with the powders. I just want a sweet girl that wants me for me and not for the highs I break.

[Chairman Bodog]

[canadagoose]

Aww! Your doggy is good and requires lots of pets.

[Chairman Bodog]

Danny's a chunky cunt. I feel you though. xxx

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

In my experience girls are attracted to the guy in the back with the powders.

Danny Baker?

[thenoise]

Hello ladies reading this I am a healthy adult male not too smelly and I can do the sex pm me

[Noonling]

Hello ladies reading this I am a healthy adult male not too smelly and I can do the sex pm me

Hello ladies reading this, I am none of that pm me

[Bhazor]

Who would ever want to fuck a guy? I mean have you seen the state of them?

[bgmnts]

Who would ever want to fuck a guy? I mean have you seen the state of them?

I talked to this gay bloke who loved "hairy sweaty balls" specifically.

He was a very strange man. Is that the male attraction?

[thenoise]

Hello ladies reading this, I am none of that pm me

Let's see who gets more PMs! I'm on 0 so far ...

Who would ever want to fuck a guy? I mean have you seen the state of them?

Yeah are women/gays stupid or just perverts?

[Clownbaby]

No. The girls here like their men tied down. They like to do you bloody with a sharpened dildo while they scream the words of Sappho into your jap's eye.

guiltyyyyy

[Noonling]

No. The girls here like their men tied down. They like to do you bloody with a sharpened dildo while they scream the words of Sappho into your jap's eye.

THAT MAN SEEMS TO ME TO BE EQUAL TO THE GODS
WHO IS SITTING OPPOSITE YOU
AND HEARS YOU NEARBY
SPEAKING SWEETLY

AND LAUGHING DELIGHTFULLY, WHICH INDEED
MAKES MY HEART FLUTTER IN MY BREAST;
FOR WHEN I LOOK AT YOU EVEN FOR A SHORT TIME,
IT IS NO LONGER POSSIBLE FOR ME TO SPEAK

BUT IT IS AS IF MY TONGUE IS BROKEN
AND IMMEDIATELY A SUBTLE FIRE HAS RUN OVER MY SKIN,
I CANNOT SEE ANYTHING WITH MY EYES,
AND MY EARS ARE BUZZING

A COLD SWEAT COMES OVER ME, TREMBLING
SEIZES ME ALL OVER, I AM PALER
THAN GRASS, AND I SEEM NEARLY
TO HAVE DIED.

Not sure screaming Sappho really works.

[pancreas]

Well, you need to put some Barry Manilow on at the very least.

[billyandthecloneasaurus]

what

[Space ghost]

I just want a mang who buys research chems on his mum's credit card

[thenoise]

Only one PM so far and it reads 'cut out the sexist unfunny crap'. Does that count?

[Chairman Bodog]

I just want a mang who buys research chems on his mum's credit card

That made me spill frosty piss out of my nose. As it occurs, my mum is a wombless wombat that needs me carrying her up the stairs so all my money is from buggery student loans and mate's rates.

[New Jack]

Tags: I've seen more subtle threads

[Space ghost]

That made me spill frosty piss out of my nose. As it occurs, my mum is a wombless wombat that needs me carrying her up the stairs so all my money is from buggery student loans and mate's rates.

So you're saying romance is off the cards then?

[Chairman Bodog]

I like a slumpy pumping with spread legs and one hanging off the bed.

[bgmnts]

I like a slumpy pumping with spread legs and one hanging off the bed.

Is this a metaphor for heroin abuse?

[Chairman Bodog]

Never touched fullbrown. My sex drive runs a hard crawl and I'll be damned if another girl can stick my rummaging.

[Chairman Bodog]

https://youtu.be/6L7VnNgIb2E

Lover lee