Masterchuff the Professionals

[Jittlebags]

Am going in ..

[Emma Raducanu]

All of them gash

[Jittlebags]

JeeZuz. Monica's squid looks like a length of hound rope after it's eaten some black pudding.

[Dex Sawash]

JeeZuz. Monica's squid looks like a length of hound rope after it's eaten some black pudding.

Phwoarr

[colacentral]

A few months ago I saw last year's runner up (the fat bloke) eating in the same Manchester pub as me, out on the balcony. Wasn't fancy or anything, pie and chips type place. It beat the woman who does the sport on BBC Breakfast for my most obscure celebrity sighting.

[wooders1978]

A few months ago I saw last year's runner up (the fat bloke) eating in the same Manchester pub as me, out on the balcony. Wasn't fancy or anything, pie and chips type place. It beat the woman who does the sport on BBC Breakfast for my most obscure celebrity sighting.

His name sets me on edge - Steven Lickley- shudder

[Jittlebags]

Well, that went a bit Rahul...

[jake thunder]

I feel so sorry for all the contestants on this. They should put them all through.

[wooders1978]

I feel so sorry for all the contestants on this. They should put them all through.

They have to have one moment a season when they do that though - everyone choked up

[Twit 2]

'Pork tenderloin, is sometimes, more often than not, almost always overcooked'

PICK ONE MARCUS, YOU TOTAL PSYCHO CUNT

[Twit 2]

There's a hobbit in episode 2. It says he's 31, but he looks like they found him in a vegetable patch.

[Twit 2]

I assume Sitwell called for the killing of vegans after this was filmed? Will he lose this job too?

[Jittlebags]

French lass and Ian were decent.Not sure if Sheep Tongue, Young Fella, me lad got through as I can't be assed checking.

[Blue Jam]

In related news, Egg Wallace has fertilised an egg:



Really I'm just posting this for the look on the French bulldog's face.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Sadness in his eyes.

[Twit 2]

I've been really enjoying this series. I'm a bit behind at the mo, only up to semi-finals. Some of the chefs this year are incredible. What lab was that 23 year old head chef in Mayfair grown in? Also really like William and his mad monologues. Also a bit of David Bowie word invention going on there.

I also am really growing to like Marcus. He's a lot nicer these days, but there's still the glimmer of him killing your family if you disrespect a tomato, which gives the show an edge.

[BlodwynPig]

In related news, Egg Wallace has fertilised an egg:



Really I'm just posting this for the look on the French bulldog's face.

I thought you were referencing Wallace until i spotted the pooch.

[MuteBanana]

I feel so sorry for all the contestants on this. They should put them all through a mincer.

Absolutely I agree.

[MuteBanana]

In related news, Egg Wallace has fertilised an egg:



Really I'm just posting this for the look on the French bulldog's face.

[BlodwynPig]

To be fair, Egg looks like he either could be a vile dog beater or a mutt nuzzler supreme, depending on how you interpret the whites of his eyes

[MuteBanana]

See Greg with his foot on the stair. The dog is to hide Greg's other foot on tip toes so he can tower over his woman.

[BlodwynPig]

Which ones Gregg?

[phes]

I dipped out of this when they put out that poor Hubot lad and he cried. So clearly the best chef there and he gets put out on a single dish, in an episode sandwiched between two of those bulshit 'experience' episodes. Was sick for the poor lad

[wooders1978]

"Technically" he was the best chef but he wasn't very inventive and that did for him in the end