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Macron a Masseuse

Started by saltysnacks, November 08, 2018, 02:53:02 AM

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November 08, 2018, 02:53:02 AM
MACRON: Now

Me: What?

MACRON: 'ow you say? We begin!

ME: Oh.

MACRON: What?

ME: Okay.

MACRON: ...

ME: ...

MACRON: Oui, verry tense.

ME: Yes

MACRON: Begin wiz ze shoulders, rrub zem very good

ME: hmmm

MACRON: I 'ope you no get sexual pleasure

ME: Okay

MACRON: Zat is extra

ME: Yes

MACRON: Please not cum if you no have more money.

ME: ....

MACRON ....

ME: Tres bon!

MACRON: Ah, tu parle français?

ME: Uhhhhh, non.

MACRON: *tuts* you anglais

ME: Mmmmmmmmm

MACRON: Please, no sexual pleasure.

ME: *secretly cumming* Of, course.

MACRON: I am responsible for eliminating ze fascism, you fucking leftist swine, please leave and nevver come back, go back ze last century NE PAS mon ami


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