Legend Gary 2525

[Phil_A]

Welcome, child of the past. You have awoken into a world very different from the one you know. In fact, over five hundred years have passed since your time. Now, you experience some disorientation in adjusting to your new surrou...

"YEAH ALRIGHT MATE, THIS THE FUTURE THEN? BIT GAY INNIT"

Er, as I was saying, you may experience some dis...

"YEAH DUNNO WHAT YOU'RE ON ABOUT MATE TO BE HONEST, WHEN'S THE FOOTIE ON?"

But...

"YEAH THIS IS CRAP, ANY FIT BIRDS ROUND HERE? ACTUALLY MATE DON'T BOTHER, GOING OUT FOR CIGS, SEE YOU LATER, YEAH"

[New Jack]

LOL BUTTFUCKERS, DAZOTRON

[Phil_A]

Gary is sentenced to fifty hours in the Dissolution Chamber, after nicking a cybertractor belonging to Alan Hanson XVI and going for a joyride in the Forbidden Wastes.

"You will come to regret making an enemy of Hanson," says Hanson.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Future Gary is in the hospital having three sea shells removed from his bottom. Third time this week.

[Glebe]

LEDGEDROID 3000: +DAZBOT, PLEASE PROCESS ANOTHER TESCO BEERPOD INTO MY HELIX DATABUMS+

DAZBOT HOLOGRAM: Very well, Earth-colleague, after I have completed another round of FIFA '25 on the holopogs.

[BlodwynPig]

Still doing the Crouchy robot dance, I see.

[Phil_A]

It is the year 2525. A diplomatic catastrophe ensues when, in the middle of delicate peace negotiations with the all-powerful Vl'xion Empire, a fifty-foot tall HoloGary materialises in the middle of the Conference Chamber bellowing OI OIIIIIII, WHERE'S THESE FUCKIN SPACE PEADOS MATE.

The Vl'xions agree to forestall a terrible and bloody retribution in exchange for the one known as "Gary" being deported to Vl'xior to undergo a suitable punishment. It is not until far too late that the Vl'xions realise the folly of their decision.

OI MATE, THIS NUTRIENT SUPPLEMENT IS WHAT GAYBOYS DRINK, GET SOME STRONGBOW IN YEAH

OI MATE CAN'T YOU GET SKY SPORTS ON THIS SPACE TELLY, THIS IS BOLLOCKS

OI MATE

MATE

MATE




MATE

[ASFTSN]

Legend Gary snorts a line of nanobots.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Legend Gary 2525 gets Wesley Crusher drunk and rides him around the ship.

[petril]

Legend Gary is blissfully unaware as he's being escorted from the pub, swinging, that they shut early today so that everyone can go to the Only Dining Experiences And Towers Bollocks in honour of macaques or something

[ASFTSN]

Legend Gary sends a pic of his bellend to a coldly uncomprehending Zeta Reticulan

[petril]

Legend Gary tries to act all best mates with Silverthorn

[frajer]

Legend Gary fires a laser up his anus.

[Captain Poodle Basher]

Legend Gary tries in vain to run over Daz in a hovercar.

"How the fuck do you adjust the fucking ride height!"

Daz finds the gravity repelling waves quite relaxing as they wash over him.

[buttgammon]

Nobody remembers how Pubes Daz got his nickname, because humans are now entirely hairless.

[petril]

The last thing Gary remembers before stasis is Boring Icky from Nisa telling him about some book about a taxi driver called Dave and there's a metal book and the future and shit?

Anyway, Gary's new best friend is called Fukka, he has decided

[Huxleys Babkins]

"I'm not having this conversation again, Daz. It's not gay to touch another bloke's knob if he's in stasis. Period."

[frajer]

Legend Gary subtly insinuates to everyone in the Resistance that Daz is a T-1000.