Digestion

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Girl on the train - cooking a poo,
Your best mate's dad Wayne - cooking a poo,
No one can escape it  - cooking a poo,
Sit back and embrace it – cooking a poo.

Your teacher at school – cooking a poo,
Guy that makes you drool – cooking a poo,
Don't try to deny – cooking a poo
But reach up and cry - "cooking a poo!"

The lady prime minister – cooking a poo,
It's really not sinister – cooking a poo,
For you and I do it – cooking a poo,
Stand tall, be a true Brit – cooking a poo.

Celeb in Hello! – cooking a poo,
Relax and just mellow – cooking a poo,
For it's a natural thing – cooking a poo,
Just let go and sing – "cooking a poo!".