Fridges

[The Boston Crab]

SMEG

[bgmnts]

I like fridges but I prefer freezers.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I agree with bgmnts.

In fact, I'd go so far as to say "freezer(s)? Jolly good, fellow."

[popcorn]

In fact, I'd go so far as to say "freezer(s)? Jolly good, fellow."

Can you explain this please, thanks.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

No, you thick cunt.

[popcorn]

Fine I'll get someone nice to explain.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Well, you go and do that, then.

[popcorn]

Actually I understood it anyway and I just asking to annoy you. It's fine I understood it anyway.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Bah! I should have known you had an ulterior "freezer"n ! *




(* Instead of "reason". You could argue that "ulterior reason" doesn't really collocate, and "ulterior motive" sounds more natural, but you can fuck off.)

[New Jack]

I call mine the Kelvinator as I am utterly insufferable

[hamfist]

I call mine the frigger cos I'm an insufferable teat

[Neville Chamberlain]

I reckon my fridge is haunted because it's always chilly inside!!!

28 I was!!! etc etc

[seepage]

I've got two: one for hot, and one for cold

[The Boston Crab]

My first two girlfriends.

[petril]

[Glebe]

[Captain Z]

I like fridges but I couldn't eat a whole one.

[Ferris]

Remember FRIJJ milkshakes. They were good.

[The Boston Crab]

Frijj are still going. I got one now downstairs in the 'fridge'.