OFFICIAL DESOLATION QUEST 2018 ROUND TWO DRAW, NEWS and COMMENTS

[PlanktonSideburns]

Ah forget it I'll go bother people in the I LOVE IT thread

[Spoon of Ploff]

f'sake

[PlanktonSideburns]

COME ON DESOLATORS

[PlanktonSideburns]

Dooo

[Noonling]

Did one. Is hard. But I deserve bonus points for actually mentioning stairs.

[Spoon of Ploff]

in retrospect (is it too early for retrospect?) stairs wasn't the best choice. but what's done is done.

[QDRPHNC]

Just posted, I can post on vacation, I was traveling yesterday. Down in nawwwwwlins. Bourbon Street on Friday night is a desolate fucking place.

[BlodwynPig]

Do you feel that this holiday will lighten your soul to such an extent that you will be unable to envisage any kind of desolation relating to stairs? O..or is it that the network coverage there is too poor to allow you to connect to CAB?

If Fishfinger agreed to serve in this match would you be able to reply in time?

And why on arse didn't you think about this when you signed up in the first place??

Regards,
S'Ploff (Admin)

He's in New Orleans...hopefully a monsoon will get his deso juices and the contents of the graves flowing.

Ah, you just posted - how was the smell?

[Spoon of Ploff]

The bout between   Noonling v BlodwynPig is over. Time once again to get voting Desolators.

[QDRPHNC]

He's in New Orleans...hopefully a monsoon will get his deso juices and the contents of the graves flowing.

Ah, you just posted - how was the smell?

The city itself smells ok, but I walked into a very dive jazz bar last night that hit me with a big an "oof" in the nose when I opened the door.

[Ferris]

I am at a family party on the east coast to celebrate the upcoming birth of my firstborn son. I may need extra time to come down from the wholesome high in order to DESOLATE in the 48 hours provided.

I reckon I'll still pull it out the bag though. I beat pancs by posting any old shite while on the streetcar to work lol.

[BlodwynPig]

Seems I'm flying the flag for North American brevity here.

[Gregory Torso]

Me and rockets is done.

[Noonling]

Seems I'm flying the flag for North American brevity here.

I'm not enough of a wordsmith for brevity alas, so I just shovel a bunch of words into the box and hope some of it works. Which is pretty cheap and I'm a little bit ashamed...But not enough.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Rocket Surgery v Gregory Torso. This one's done, but who done won? Go plant a fig tree in the garden of rocket, or torso.

[BlodwynPig]

I'm not enough of a wordsmith for brevity alas, so I just shovel a bunch of words into the box and hope some of it works. Which is pretty cheap and I'm a little bit ashamed...But not enough.

I meant brevity as in timeliness. I think I dropped a bullock by being too breve this time around in the actual compo.

[Noonling]

I'm misunderstanding everything today, just put me in the fireplace.

[BlodwynPig]

I'm misunderstanding everything today, just put me in the fireplace.

End Credits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxtLS93bSt0

[PlanktonSideburns]

I wonder how many days it will be until I can do a desolation

5 days?

526?

Never?

[Spoon of Ploff]

I wonder how many days it will be until I can do a desolation

5 days?

526?

Never?

You could try PM'ing your opponent... that's if you haven't already.

[PlanktonSideburns]

You could try PM'ing your opponent... that's if you haven't already.

I've only been pming him every two hours or so for the last couple of days - obvs I have to sleep do after 12 I've just got a 3 hour recurring alarm on my phone so I can pm him in between cycles

Do you think I should ramp up the pms some?

[PlanktonSideburns]

I guess I could try reaching out to him on some other platforms, like his Facebook and OK cupid profile? He has a work a dress on his linkdin profile, I guess I could send a letter 1st class there? Assuming he works Mon. - Fri he might get that in time?

Maybe his work is open on Sunday, I could just phone them and explain the situation - get his mobile number? I'll do that I think

[PlanktonSideburns]

Well, they weren't very helpful at all

[Spoon of Ploff]

Just be content with a bye into the next round if drummersaredeaf doesn't get a shot in by 6PM today.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Can I play against myself if drummers fall through?

[pancreas]

ahem

[PlanktonSideburns]

Ooh that's a point -

PANC do you know anyone who might fill in for him? I'm completely stumped

Maybe 's? 's!

[Spoon of Ploff]

By the criteria wot I laid out before Bazooka is the next least bad loser from Round 1... but drummers still has some hours left to play a shot. Maybe its mind games?

[drummersaredeaf]

Very sorry, I've just been pissed for 48 hours straight.

[BlodwynPig]

Very sorry, I've just been pissed for 48 hours straight.

get it into your deso shot, not here.