Tales from Greggs.

[bgmnts]

Tried the new 'festive season' Mint Mocha. ONE SIZE ONLY.

I think I have diabetes.

[New Jack]

Had a gristle pie.

Suitable for vegetarians. Has no meat! Or pie.

[Cuellar]

I ate three dogs and I think I'm having a breakdown.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

A sausage roll is purchased, then consumed.

Crumb flecks on jacket. Irksome.


Actually, is this such a really great idea? I don't quite see the potential that the cows one has, to be honest.

[Cuellar]

Gregg1: I saw a man methodically rolling his wife round the front garden.

Gregg2: Oh I've seen certain things.

Gregg3: toooferrapound

Gregg4: Several recruiters have reached out to me via LinkedIn, so I think I'm in a good position. They recognize my ability, they notice these things. Oh yes.I won't pretend I haven't upset people.

Gregg5: I think I've been in a sort of trance for the last...6 years? I don't know why I've done any of the things I've done, really. Where the hell am I? What the hell am I doing there? Can I be salvaged?


These are my Greggs, these are their tales. They are pathetic Greggs. Spit on them, if you like. It's fine to do so.

[New Jack]

Found a half eaten pork pie in the pub bog

Got £2 from Gregg's!

[Glebe]

I was in a Greggs the other day when a macaque came in and ordered a pastie for €2.30p. Then he went into Lidl to buy a Polish energy drink.

[:(]

Still the best mince pies!