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The Absurd Film Synopsis Game (Friday Fun Thread)

Started by AsparagusTrevor, November 09, 2018, 01:43:23 PM

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AsparagusTrevor

Feel free to guess, or just submit your own Absurd Film Synopsiseseses
Let's go...

Super-sonic shark vows vengeance on widow, whose fear of the ocean drives her to the Bahamas.

Millionaire vigilante heals broken spine with pull-ups and help from Tom Conti.

Moody teenager is mutilated and burned alive by his best friend and mentor.



DukeDeMondo

Those are:

Jaws: The Revenge

The Dark Knight Rises

Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith


Here's mine.

The tyranny of stuff they don't need causes grown men to slap other silly in car parks.

Multiple maniacs have departed for Alabama and are kicking up a terrible fuss.

A man with too much of one day on his hands manipulates a woman for ages.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain



Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Two blokes with a dead bloke pretend he's not dead for ages. Over Saturday and Sunday. The dead blokes name rhymes with " Ernie ".

Cuellar

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on November 09, 2018, 02:46:08 PM
Two blokes with a dead bloke pretend he's not dead for ages. Over Saturday and Sunday. The dead blokes name rhymes with " Ernie ".

Staying At Bernie Clifton's For a Few Days (Once He Has Already Died) And Burning The Ostrich On A Crucifix?

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: Cuellar on November 09, 2018, 02:47:20 PM
Staying At Bernie Clifton's For a Few Days (Once He Has Already Died) And Burning The Ostrich On A Crucifix?

Yeah, that'll do.

Here's another one:

Murdered teenager thinks " I'm not having this ", and goes off haunting the feller what killed her. Her granny and some other bloke get killed too, and think " right, you can shove that killing us right up yer arse, so you can ", and join in with the haunting. Johnny from The Room appears for about 5 seconds.

Cuellar


AsparagusTrevor

Quote from: DukeDeMondo on November 09, 2018, 02:32:17 PM
Those are:

Jaws: The Revenge

The Dark Knight Rises

Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith
Yeah those were correctamundo.

Quote from: DukeDeMondo on November 09, 2018, 02:32:17 PM
Here's mine.

The tyranny of stuff they don't need causes grown men to slap other silly in car parks.

Multiple maniacs have departed for Alabama and are kicking up a terrible fuss.

A man with too much of one day on his hands manipulates a woman for ages.
That last one's Groundhog Day, innit?

Lisa Jesusandmarychain


PlanktonSideburns

cornish man endeavours to return faulty jewelry, turns out to be a right pain in the arse


Cuellar


PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: saltysnacks on November 09, 2018, 07:57:45 PM
Greek man helps his son get some.

oedipus

ive not seen eodipus so i dont know if thats correct? is it even set in greece? who cares

kittens


thraxx


He's a ghost.

Bang bang, dugga dugga dugga, piaou piaou, aaaiiieeeeeee!

Oh fuck there's a well bad crime been committed!


DukeDeMondo

Quote from: AsparagusTrevor on November 09, 2018, 06:18:29 PM
That last one's Groundhog Day, innit?

It is indeed. Also, LJMC was right about Fight Club, an all.

The second one. I might have misremembered the destination.


DukeDeMondo

It isn't. But what I can say about it is that Nic Cage is in it.



Ferris

Quote from: DukeDeMondo on November 10, 2018, 02:49:34 AM
It isn't. But what I can say about it is that Nic Cage is in it.

Raising Arizona. Or Gone in 60 Seconds. One of the two.


BlodwynPig




Cuellar

Father and son meet (without knowing it) and get on like a house on fire.