Do you LOVE IT?

[biggytitbo]

Maybe she was a very small mum?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I think most humans would fit into a kitchen bin if you cut them into small enough pieces. It's all about decreasing the surface area of each individual chunk of Mum.

[biggytitbo]

You'd be surprised how much you can get in a swing bin too.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

They are awfully roomy.

[biggytitbo]

[pancreas]

Wetherspoons toilet seat gave me BUBONIC PLAGUE

[pancreas]

Jealous boyfriend sold me to satanist GREENGROCERS

[Small Man Big Horse]

So that's what Noonling found in the bin last night.

[buttgammon]

The random YELLOW CAPITALS are the best bits about these headlines. CHOPPED UP BIN.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

The arrow sort of implies that the doctor's didn't find an actual rat inside of them, it was in fact a man in a blue shirt.

[Blumf]

Wetherspoons toilet seat gave me BUBONIC PLAGUE

Pssh, that's not news.