DESOLATION QUEST ROUND TWO - madhair60 v FerriswheelBueller

[madhair60]

Richard's sexual performance is so lacklustre that his girlfriend - in a misery so intense that real magick manifests on this earthly plane for the first and only time - transforms into pure ceramic, shattering to pieces as Richard wails through his vinegar strokes.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Um... I don't see anything in this shot that ties into the theme word for this round.

[PlanktonSideburns]

REAL good start to round two guys.

no wonder theyre all laughing at us over in General

[Gregory Torso]

Fucked it lol

[Spoon of Ploff]

Yeah... gonna have to request to take your shot again madhair60... this time reference the theme word: Stairs


we'll chalk this up as a desolation quest equivalent to a foot fault in tennis.

[madhair60]

Richard's sexual performance is so lacklustre that his girlfriend - in a misery so intense that real magick manifests on this earthly plane for the first and only time - transforms into pure ceramic, shattering to pieces as Richard wails through his vinegar strokes.

Richard then falls down the stairs.

[pancreas]

madhair. Lock the thread.

[Ferris]

An over-full ceramic chamberpot crashes down the stairs and lands directly on the head of an elderly resident at the table downstairs, just before tucking into some cake. He crumples on the floor, spoonful of cake uneaten.

Before calling an ambulance, the duty nurse waits an extra five minutes to be sure. Try and complain about the damp now.

[madhair60]

An army of Terracotta Daleks runs into a major problem - some stairs.

"Fuck's sake!" snaps Terracotta Davros. "Thought we'd fucking sorted this stair shit"

[Ferris]

Tom Baker stands at the top of the stairs and reconsiders his life choices as a ceramic Davros frots himself to death on the first step.

For an encore he fills a chamber pot of his own excrement, then sends it through space and time to the top of the stairs at a care home in Braintree where it will fall and kill an elderly blackmailer, 84, who often complains about the damp to anyone who will listen.

[pancreas]

Shoddy match. I think I'll take bueller for want of a real candidate.

[BlodwynPig]

Shoddy match. I think I'll take bueller for want of a real candidate.

Sniping from the sidelines.

Nothing much in this. Ferris

[pancreas]

Sniping from the sidelines.

Nothing much in this. Ferris

Quite. Nothing much in any of this. But this is what happens when you vote off the best competitor because you're afraid of real competition.

For the avoidance of doubt, I continue to wish death on you all for what you have done to me.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Ferris for the decription of the accuracy and fullness of the chamber pot. Sure that one must be a metaphor for the hilarious disaster that was round ones panco v ferris fiasco

[chveik]

ferris

[QDRPHNC]

Ferris

[Gregory Torso]

Wheel.

[Fishfinger]

Ferris.

[Foggy Buntwhistle]

Bueller

[seepage]

FerriswheelBueller

[:(]

Madders

[drummersaredeaf]

Ferris.

[Cuellar]

Ferris, because I misread 'duty nurse' as 'dusty nurse' and it made me laugh.

[Noonling]

Ferris

[Pingers]

Home run from Ferris

[Huxleys Babkins]

Ferris

[Spoon of Ploff]

Well done FerriswheelBueller for you have won with 14 votes to madhairs 1

[Ferris]

Great round, madhair. Hopefully this will free up some spare time to do more excellent Space Cunts cartoons.

I was pleased to sneak a callback in there, but it was a fluke. I look forward to getting annhilated in my next round.

[madhair60]

I demand a recount.

[Spoon of Ploff]

I demand a recount.

Are you sure?