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DESOLATION QUEST 2018 ROUND TWO: Rocket Surgery v Gregory Torso

Started by Rocket Surgery, November 09, 2018, 10:23:48 PM

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Rocket Surgery

As embarrassing as that was, here I go again on my own (goin' down the only road I've ever known)

I had to climb at least 2 stairs to obtain the brain-fire to motivate this mess of a post.

Gregory Torso

Stairs? Stairs! You can only sit at the bottom of the stairs in your wheelchair with your runny legs mostly yolk beneath the waist.
At the top of the stairs mum screams "Tonight's my egg bingo night! Have you been fuckin with the egg bingo forms?" whilst mum's boyfriend cuts the wide-on off a filth mag filly and pritsticks it over the mouth of an S club junior.

Rocket Surgery

"Brevity" they exclaimed. And brevity was subsequently delivered, whilst I sat burning to death in a wheelchair at the top of an escalator.

Dickheads.

Gregory Torso

"Brevity! Desolation! Dickheads!" come the screeches of the burning man threaded through thick chugging clouds of smoldering rubber and flesh.
Downstairs in the egg bingo hall, mum punches the cunt off a cigarette machine, announcing "this anus doesn't have any Regals".
Meanwhile the egg bingo girls are wheeling out tonight's top prize, a bathtub full of carpet snatches and clarts of cold soup with the words HITLERS YUM YUMS felt tipped on the side.

BlodwynPig


PlanktonSideburns


Noonling

Gregggggggory for "whilst mum's boyfriend cuts the wide-on off a filth mag filly and pritsticks it over the mouth of an S club junior"

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chveik



QDRPHNC




Pingers


Ferris




Spoon of Ploff

You don't need to be a brain scientist to see that Gregory Torso has won by 13 votes to 2.



you just need to be able to add up

Rocket Surgery

That's actually even worse than getting disqualified last year.

Worthiest imaginable opponent, though. Best for the rest, Greg, you total bastard.

Gregory Torso

Thanks Rocket, I enjoyed your angry short sharp shocks and pledge to make my next match entry a minimum of 1000 words. The long form deso rebellion starts here.