Dear white people …

[pancreas]

Please just get off my case. I will *never* learn the ukulele.

[New Jack]

A white man feels hard done by, sticks on some Lennon, and heartens himself with the belief that, yes, white man is the n**ger of the world

Yes he is...think about it

[pancreas]

Ceilidhs. WTF?

[Funcrusher]

Dear white people - please stop using the phrase 'dear white people'.

[New Jack]

Dear white people just do nothing

[Sebastian Cobb]

buy fewer kitchen gadgets.

[bgmnts]

Yours truly,
Other white people.

[Foggy Buntwhistle]

Dear white people,

Give it a rest yeah?

Kind Regards,

Some other miserable humans.

[New Jack]

*sticks on Wonder showzen*

[saltysnacks]

Dear white people, how does it feel being the most hard done to group in history?

[saltysnacks]

Alternate title: How to trigger brocialists.

[New Jack]

Lol white people get bronchitis and tattoos

In the same terrible parlour

[Lemming]

Dear white people...

Hi! I'm white too!

Sincerely,

Lemming

[Glebe]

I hate white people. They suck, big time.

[pancreas]

... if you love WW1 so much, why don't you go live there?

[canadagoose]

Dear white people,

Despacito

Sincerely, Conservatives

[Chollis]

Dear white people,

Please excuse my writing

[New Jack]

Just bought some pencils, as I imagine whiteys do.

Feel like a bit of a race traitor

[QDRPHNC]

"Lovely stuff."
- Shakin' Stevens

[Nowhere Man]

Dear White people

Cliff Richard was a hero to most but he
never meant shit to me

[New Jack]

White people got on my nerves
They were running me amok
They ridiculed me, calling me a bum

I whupped white people's ass

White people thought they were bad
They was a fucking asshole in the first place
They all got knocked to the floor

I whupped white people's ass

White people beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor
I got back up and knocked THEM to the floor
They was being such a jackoff

[Paul Calf]

Alternate title: How to trigger brocialists.

[tag]Everything that's dismal about the 21st century to date in just six words[/tag]

[PlanktonSideburns]

White people got on my nerves
They were running me amok
They ridiculed me, calling me a bum

I whupped white people's ass

White people thought they were bad
They was a fucking asshole in the first place
They all got knocked to the floor

I whupped white people's ass

White people beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor
I got back up and knocked THEM to the floor
They was being such a jackoff

Is this a Wesley Willis song?

[New Jack]

Is this a Wesley Willis song?

Good spot.

Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Toast, breakfast of white people

[madhair60]

This has reminded of the time I overheard my neighbour saying to his wife in a petulant tone "Right now? But me and the kids were gonna hit the uke!"

[ASFTSN]

This has reminded of the time I overheard my neighbour saying to his wife in a petulant tone "Right now? But me and the kids were gonna hit the uke!"

Hahahaha fuck I hope this is true. Biggest laff of the week.

[PlanktonSideburns]

What is uke?

[BlodwynPig]

What is uke?

Post-Brexit Britain (UKemancipated)

[petril]

Dear White,

How did you manage to be good at snooker but fucking shite at World Finals?

[Prison Biscuits]

Hey white people why are you Always putting things on shelves ha ha what's up with that, just put this thing up on this shelf. maybe a book maybe a cup. just reach up Tarquinius and put this spagetti strainer up on the shelf would you mate