DESOLATION QUEST 2018 ROUND TWO: QDRPHNC v Fishfinger

[QDRPHNC]

Michael Peterson claps eyes on a beautiful set of L-shaped winders, decked out with a handmade, thick floral Tabriz.

He gets that old familiar twitch.

[Fishfinger]

The preliminary blood-spatter analysis suggests the severed head of Mr Peterson's latest spouse went bumptity-bumpity-bump down all 20 stairs. Five times. It is unlikely, muses the detective, that it bounced all the way back up. In the interrogation room, he gazes across at the shackled man in the crotch-less owl costume. "What happened last night, Michael?" Peterson wets his lips with a darting tongue. "It's a hell of a story. Is the film crew here yet?"

[QDRPHNC]

The detective and the interrogation room smear and fade away, as usual. Leaving Peterson in his crotchless owl costume, alone in the room. He looks down at his wizened penis, forgotten, his grey winnity pubic hair giving the illusion of cobwebs.

"Sixteen or twenty, Pokey? Sixteen or twenty?"

[Fishfinger]

His paltry rag of a dingus is still flaccid when he thrusts it through the glory hole. It's dark in the bathroom stall, but he can hear movement on the other side. That's it, c'mon mister, I wanna feel... something. Anything. Then he does. The owl trapped in the adjacent stall rips 'Pokey' to bloody shreds.

[Gregory Torso]

Fishfinger for crotchless owl costume and penis mutilation, thanks.

[BlodwynPig]

Ripping pokey to shreds was a fine finisher but QDRPHNC for the introduction of Pokey.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Qhtcdvd for the illusion of cobwebs

[drummersaredeaf]

Fishfinger. Gory glory hole.

[Noonling]

Fishfinger

[Foggy Buntwhistle]

Fishfinger for owl penis abuse etccc

[pancreas]

qdrphnc

[Ferris]

Fingers of fish

[chveik]

fishginfer

[the midnight watch baboon]

QRDPNHCH

[seepage]

Fishfinger

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Q

[Pingers]

Fishfinger

[Huxleys Babkins]

Fishfinger

[Spoon of Ploff]

Fishfinger won this one by 9 of your earth votes to 5

[QDRPHNC]

Well done, Fishfinger, good match!

[BlodwynPig]

Well done, Fishfinger, good match!

Desolation pints soon. Ferris not invited.

[Ferris]

Desolation pints soon. Ferris not invited.

Will be at the Round 3 drinks with the rest of the winners.

[Fishfinger]

Well done, Fishfinger, good match!

Thank you, was very fun. I thought you'd get it with that last one.