DESO QUEST 2018 ROUND TWO - drummers v Plankton

[drummersaredeaf]

Rolf Harris wants to release a new cover of Stairway To Heaven to get back in the public's good books, but can't sing the line about a bustle in the hedgerow without sounding sinister.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Two fucking grand for a stairlift!?

Forget that: we'll get dad to concrete over the stairs and put a rope up it, and you'll be GRATEFUL.

[drummersaredeaf]

After a fundraiser for grandad's stairlift makes £2,000, the vibrations give him the strongest erections he's had since his twenties and he wears it out within two weeks. His kids move him into a cul-de-sac of bungalows full of sour-faced old cunts with equally useless and withered undercarriages and demand the idiot middle child has power of attorney over his affairs.

[PlanktonSideburns]

All understanding of the non online world now forgotten, Eban redirects his gran's stairlift out the hall window into a waiting skip.

Investigating neighbours, startled by the din, hear a sodden, keening sound like flat battery tickle-me-elmo emanating from garden:

She won't turn on
She won't turn back on
Why won't she turn back on?

[BlodwynPig]

Was determined not to vote for Plankton out of spite...but Plankton

[QDRPHNC]

Drummers for his first shot. Classic straightforward desolation.

[Noonling]

Drummers

[Fishfinger]

Drummers.

[madhair60]

Really good round all, but going with Plankton

[Gregory Torso]

Drummers r deef

[Foggy Buntwhistle]

Plankton for the last return

[chveik]

drum

[Pingers]

Drummers

[pancreas]

plankton, why not. Frankly, I felt more desolate when I went to Iceland so I could sample the much-touted vegan burgers.

[:(]

Plank

[PlanktonSideburns]

plankton, why not. Frankly, I felt more desolate when I went to Iceland so I could sample the much-touted vegan burgers.

Cantankereas, more like! Don't make me sing your chant again, body part

[the midnight watch baboon]

Plankton

[Ferris]

Drummers

[pancreas]

Cantankereas, more like! Don't make me sing your chant again, body part

Says the facial hair of some microscopic fish—not even the fish itself. My mother always told me to speak directly to the organ grinder, not his facial hair.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Says the facial hair of some microscopic fish—not even the fish itself. My mother always told me to speak directly to the organ grinder, not his facial hair.

Stop stealing focus on this beautiful sport - I didn't get my bum out when ferris folded your Johnson into an origami Swan and handed it to you in round one

[Ferris]

Stop stealing focus on this beautiful sport - I didn't get my bum out when ferris folded your Johnson into an origami Swan and handed it to you in round one

haha

[seepage]

drummers

[Huxleys Babkins]

Drummers, just. Very high quality from both of you.

[Spoon of Ploff]

drummers keeps on drumming 9 votes to 6

[PlanktonSideburns]

Well deserved and on probably a stinking hangover to boot.

I prey no catastrophe befalls you on the way to round 3

[drummersaredeaf]

Good game, good game. Nothing for three in a bed; not in this game