Gary Burgers

[biggytitbo]

What do we think of Gary Burgers' beef here? Must Diana always be known as Princess Diana, or should we follow Royal protocol and refer to her as 'that dead cunt'?

[Chollis]

Where do you find this stuff? It's gold

Anyway this is almost definitely fake and I think Gary Burgers are delicious

[Utter Shit]

That has to be a wind up surely? I mean, it was silly enough from the start, but the stuff about having a nasty accident?

[MoonDust]

Might be a wind up, but in fairness it is a very well written and consistent post for a koala.

[Delete Delete Delete]

How about Princess Yo-Yo Knickers for the amount of affairs shes rumored to have had.

[Kelvin]

He'd really like to hear your opinions. Just be warned it might make him so angry he can't function in the workplace. His bones get all soft and bendy.

[biggytitbo]

Its from a Diana facebook page that has a homicidal hatred of Charles and Camilla (who they call the trollop)






I'd say only about 50% of the people in the group are taking the piss.

[Captain Z]

The saddest part is that he

[DrGreggles]

Piss take or not, that is fucking hilarious.

[MoonDust]

Jesus Christ.


Also those posts about Charles and Camilla are amazing. I particularly liked the name "Camshaft".

[biggytitbo]

This one must be a joke but its still good -

[bgmnts]

Lost it at Camshaft.

[MoonDust]

Imagine in 2018 caring this much which member of the Windsor family should be the next monarch and which not.

[BlodwynPig]

Is this kittens' mate?

[Paul Calf]

Heh. I know this group. I got a life ban for cross-posting from Dead Di Drawing Derby

[Golden E. Pump]

This is amazing.

"I hope you live for another ten years at least" would be an insult to anyone other than the CoD.

[Paul Calf]

Dylan's taking the piss. Own up. Who is it?

[biggytitbo]

Haha that really is a Lewis Hamilton poem isnt it. Mind boggling.

[Paul Calf]

"Are", though? Did Hamilton really do that?

[Chollis]

"Are", though? Did Hamilton really do that?

Hamilton's is all spelt correctly

It was even funnier when I thought that Facebook guy just signed off his poem with the F1 driver to make it even more ridiculous

[biggytitbo]

Looks like hes slightly changed it, but that is basically it! - https://inews.co.uk/news/uk/read-lewis-hamiltons-tribute-poem-princess-diana/

The day we lost our Nations Rose
Tears we cried like rivers flowed,
The earth stood still
As we laid her to rest,
A day you & I
Will never forget
The people's princess
Who came to see,
The love from a Country
We'd hope she'd lead,
Englands beauty
Captured in one sweet soul,
Carried the torch
God rest her soul,
With the gift she had
Shed light up the way,
With a smile to show us a brighter day,
Hearts still full
of the love she gave,
20 years since she laid in her grave
There will never be another like you,
Now a shinning star in the midnight sky
I will always remember you,
Princess Diana
As our sweet nations Rose

[phantom_power]

Piss take or not, that is fucking hilarious.

This is a brother of a friend of mine and I can say for certain they are taking the piss

[pancreas]

It's like My Little Pony but where all the love is replaced by hate for Prince & Trollop. They think that by sheer force of contempt and vitriol they can change the world for the better. You've got to respect the optimism.

[Paul Calf]

Have I? That might be a tall order.

[riotinlagos]

Does royal superfan john loughrey post in that group?



I made a playlist of the best Diana tribute music on Spotify, some great stuff! https://open.spotify.com/user/riotinlagos/playlist/6xjqGYadu3WzwlYYgDiBBL?si=fi5Z5h1zQ5u6b0H0_j7Psw

[Spoon of Ploff]

'Your trousers or something.'

Everything else is just a very funny footnote.

[petril]

[tag]euphemisms for jobbies[/tag]

[biggytitbo]

'Your trousers or something.'

Everything else is just a very funny footnote.

The full, grisly thing here - http://www.textfiles.com/phreak/camilla.txt

[Golden E. Pump]

I am not reading that. I've eaten earlier this year.

[bgmnts]

Camilla: It's like that programme Start the Week. I can't start the week without you.

My face is permanently smiling. It hurts.