Gary Burgers

[BlodwynPig]

The full, grisly thing here - http://www.textfiles.com/phreak/camilla.txt

bridadier? fucking hell. 

[biggytitbo]

I bet im not the only one rock hard reading that.

[Spoon of Ploff]

[Cuellar]

Charles: Oh, Right. What do you do? Go on the M25 then down the M4 is it?

Camilla: Yes, you go, um, and sort of Royston or M11, at that time of night.

Brick. Hard.

[Johnny Yesno]

TROUSERS OR SUTIN

[Captain Z]

Charles: He thought he might of gone too far.

Is that how he actually said it, or poor transcription? Either way both should be hanged.

[easytarget]

"Di bi bi bip, di bi bi bi di
Bi di-di-le-di ba da ba da ba da ba
Da ba da ba da ba da ba"

[TrenterPercenter]

The full, grisly thing here - http://www.textfiles.com/phreak/camilla.txt

Holy atomic FUCK, what in the name of Greek buggery is this?!

[MoonDust]

They're such an adorable couple.

[a duncandisorderly]

following.

we were gigging, that fateful night in august 1997, at the planetarium next to jodrell bank. one of the numbers we played that night had samples in it of the astronauts in apollo 10 going past the moon & describing what they could see... 'the moon is essentially grey... no colour... like plaster of paris...', & we'd called the piece "plastered in paris".

next day we bought a paper, which I still have, on the way back to london- "di dead, dodi dead" was the headline. fuck all else on the radio & the van's bastard tape-player wouldn't work.
then the gear-box failed.

[MojoJojo]

I'm going to be a sour pussed cunt, and point out that the original post by Gary Burgers is a troll in the original internet meaning. Because he's doing the thing of being right but for the wrong reason, which is a good way to begin winding people up.

If you look at wikipedia, you'll find that she was princess while she was alive, and retained "Diana, Princess of Wales" in the divorce.

She was nether Princess Diana while alive, however. She only got that after death.

So it's trolling to get a "stop getting James Bond wrong!" reaction.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Charles and Camilla seems the obvious porn parody. Not that I'd watch it.

[MoonDust]

I'm going to be a sour pussed cunt, and point out that the original post by Gary Burgers is a troll in the original internet meaning. Because he's doing the thing of being right but for the wrong reason, which is a good way to begin winding people up.

If you look at wikipedia, you'll find that she was princess while she was alive, and retained "Diana, Princess of Wales" in the divorce.

She was nether Princess Diana while alive, however. She only got that after death.

So it's trolling to get a "stop getting James Bond wrong!" reaction.

It's "stop getting Bond wrong!" Just Bond. No James.

Gaaaaawd!

[DrGreggles]

I'm going to be a sour pussed cunt, and point out that the original post by Gary Burgers is a troll in the original internet meaning. Because he's doing the thing of being right but for the wrong reason, which is a good way to begin winding people up.

If you look at wikipedia, you'll find that she was princess while she was alive, and retained "Diana, Princess of Wales" in the divorce.

She was nether Princess Diana while alive, however. She only got that after death.

So it's trolling to get a "stop getting James Bond wrong!" reaction.

"Princess Diane" seems to wind 'em up too.

[Dick Flavor]

& we'd called the piece "plastered in paris".

Bad Vugum. Reminds me of the time I ran out of toilet paper in May of 1998. The closest usable material to hand was a front page sized picture of Tosh Lyons face. He died later that day.

[Sebastian Cobb]

following.

we were gigging, that fateful night in august 1997, at the planetarium next to jodrell bank. one of the numbers we played that night had samples in it of the astronauts in apollo 10 going past the moon & describing what they could see... 'the moon is essentially grey... no colour... like plaster of paris...', & we'd called the piece "plastered in paris".

next day we bought a paper, which I still have, on the way back to london- "di dead, dodi dead" was the headline. fuck all else on the radio & the van's bastard tape-player wouldn't work.
then the gear-box failed.

21 years later I still feel she's robbed me of a morning of watching cartoons. To this day I'm not really sure why BBC 2 thought simulcasting the BBC1 news was more important than the Broom Cupboard.

28 I was, etc.

[Clatty McCutcheon]

She was nether Princess Diana while alive, however.

That's a bit demeaning - who was upper Princess Diana?

[Johnny Yesno]

Bad Vugum. Reminds me of the time I ran out of toilet paper in May of 1998. The closest usable material to hand was a front page sized picture of Tosh Lyons face. He died later that day.

Stop getting Lines wrong.

[a duncandisorderly]

Bad Vugum

sure we played there once... is it near nijmegen?

an ex of mine in the 80s became peculiarly obssessed with a picture of eamonn andrews in the tv times, & for some reason stuck it on the central heating boiler in the kitchen. a week later he died. but no matter how many different pics we tried, we could not kill thatcher the same way.

[DrGreggles]

following.

we were gigging, that fateful night in august 1997, at the planetarium next to jodrell bank. one of the numbers we played that night had samples in it of the astronauts in apollo 10 going past the moon & describing what they could see... 'the moon is essentially grey... no colour... like plaster of paris...', & we'd called the piece "plastered in paris".

next day we bought a paper, which I still have, on the way back to london- "di dead, dodi dead" was the headline. fuck all else on the radio & the van's bastard tape-player wouldn't work.
then the gear-box failed.

I was in hospital, losing lots of blood after going through a window.
The nurses were attempting to stem the flow while simultaneously watching the TV news.
One of them solemnly said to me "I'm sorry, but Princess Diana has died."
Not sure of my exact response, but it would have been along the lines of "I don't care. Can you stop me running out of blood, please?"
Lots of stitches and a blood transfusion followed...

I remember that I was due to go to Liverpool v Newcastle that day, which I would have missed due to my accident. Luckily Princess Di(ed) and it was postponed so, for that, she will always be the Queen of Hearts.

[Johnny Yesno]

sure we played there once... is it near nijmegen?

It's in Oulu, Finland.

[a duncandisorderly]

It's in Oulu, Finland.

ah. we played in espoo once.

[DrGreggles]

ah. we played in espoo once.

AKA Nokiaville

Did some work for them and visited Espoo a few times.
First time I went was January/February time.
Never felt cold like it...

[a duncandisorderly]

AKA Nokiaville

Did some work for them and visited Espoo a few times.
First time I went was January/February time.
Never felt cold like it...

it was late january when we were there. three hours of daylight, people driving on the sea or cutting holes in it for a swim. the swimming pool at the back of our hotel was frozen, but my guitarist refused to walk on it until me & the drummer went first. I'll go in the summer one day when the kids are older.

[Shaky]

A cursory glance at the rest of Gary Burgers'ss FB page establish him as a bit of a kerazy wag, so yeah... he's definitely taking the piss with the opening post.

[biggytitbo]

I was actually wanking when I heard that she was dead. And during the funeral.

[Sebastian Cobb]

A cursory glance at the rest of Gary Burgers'ss FB page establish him as a bit of a kerazy wag, so yeah... he's definitely taking the piss with the opening post.

I find it hard to believe that someone called Gary Burgers is anything other than 100% serious.

[biggytitbo]

Wasn't the other guy called Trevor Pickles? They are clearly a double act.

[New Jack]

Thought this thread would somehow be about a possession of the deceased singer from the 60s band The Monks though it wasn't too much of a let down

[AsparagusTrevor]

I'm going to be a sour pussed cunt, and point out that the original post by Gary Burgers is a troll in the original internet meaning. Because he's doing the thing of being right but for the wrong reason, which is a good way to begin winding people up.

If you look at wikipedia, you'll find that she was princess while she was alive, and retained "Diana, Princess of Wales" in the divorce.

She was nether Princess Diana while alive, however. She only got that after death.

So it's trolling to get a "stop getting James Bond wrong!" reaction.

It's "stop getting Bond wrong!" Just Bond. No James.

Gaaaaawd!

Yeah, stop getting "stop getting Bond wrong" wrong