Monday made my family disappear

[Rusty Trombone]

Made my brother vomit pizza. Mum made me go upstairs. Had to sleep in the attic because I didn't want to sleep with my speccy twat cousin. Was worried he would piss himself and his piss would get on my pyjamas. Woke up this morning and whole family has fucked off to Paris. The lot of them. Not that arsed about uncle Frank because he's a bit of a nonce or my brother because he's a fat cunt.

Gonna chill and watch Angels with Filthy Souls later and then wank in sister's underwear drawer.

[Captain Z]

♫ Tell me why I don't like Mondays ♫

[petril]

[tag]why Joe Pesci is now bricking it[/tag]

[Glebe]

[tag]Original 'She Came in Through the Bathroom Window' lyrics "were much darker."[/tag]