Who's the oldest cunt on here?

[madhair60]

Come on out yourself you doddery old cunt. Old cunt

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I'll be 52 in January, but that actually makes me one of the younger long-term members. Isn't there someone on here what posts intermittently who's about 70, or something ?

[Shit Good Nose]

Yeah, we definitely have someone who is in their mid to late 60s.  Can't remember who it is though.

[Alberon]

Yeah, we definitely have someone who is in their mid to late 60s.  Can't remember who it is though.

Sign of old age, that. It isn't you is it?

I'm not 50 till next year so I can still laugh at all you petrified fossils.

[biggytitbo]

I'll be 52 in January, but that actually makes me one of the younger long-term members. Isn't there someone on here what posts intermittently who's about 70, or something ?

Buelligan?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

kittens ?

[Head Gardener]

me

[NoSleep]

It's Jonathan King.

[Shit Good Nose]

Sign of old age, that. It isn't you is it?

Speak for yourself, I'm still in my 30s(forthenextthreeandabitmonths).

.....who are you?  What did I come in here for?

[The Boston Crab]

Would be gutting to just miss out on Retirement Home VR and be stuck with board games and daytime telly unlike the next generation. I am in no rush but I'm psyched that by the time I reach old age, I'll be playing Tetris Effect in VR as they inject fertiliser or acid directly into my bloodstream and I shoot off through the stars to be with my wife and cats and Jesus Christ for eternity.

[Jockice]

I'm 53 but I don't look it. Apparently.

[holyzombiejesus]

I'm 48 on Thursday :(

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Kirk Douglas signed up and used to post in HS Art but he hasn't been on in a while.

[Emotional Support Peacock]

I think I know the answer but it surely wouldn't be polite to call them out on it.

[BlodwynPig]

I'm 53 but I don't look it. Apparently.

Fucking hell...I had you down for at most 52.

[Brundle-Fly]

I'm 53 but I don't look it. Apparently.

I'm 53 in March. What's it like?

[SpiderChrist]

I'm 52 but I look 53.

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

I'm 42. In North East years that's about 75.

[BlodwynPig]

I'm 42. In North East years that's about 75.

Same. We could have been school mates?

[BlodwynPig]

on a side note, we've had a lot of fresh blood on here, but I wonder if future CaBbers will be discovering Morris or Cook as teenagers, finding this site and joining "post-ironically", not really understanding the grandad humour, but enjoying the aesthetic.

[Sin Agog]

I'm 53 in March. What's it like?

Pretty cold usually, unless you're lucky and spring hits early.

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

Same. We could have been school mates?

I'm from Richmond. Spent a lot of time in Darlo though for my sins.

[Buelligan]

I'm 87 and I feel great.  Could run a cunting mile.

[Replies From View]

The law of averages says there must be somebody obsessively posting here who is in their late 90s - early 100s.

[shiftwork2]

46 and circling the drain.  Decay and death personified.  Starting to appear coffin-fresh.

Alright cheers

[Neomod]

I'm 53 but I don't look it. Apparently.

You look 60?

[SpiderChrist]

I'm 87 and I feel great.  Could run a cunting mile.

There was a cunting man, and he walked a cunting mile.
He found a cunting sixpence upon a cunting stile.
He bought a cunting cat, which caught a cunting mouse,
And they all lived together in a little cunting house

[Pingers]

I'm 42. In North East years that's about 75.

Proper lolled

I once looked for an 80th birthday card for a bloke in Sheffield, there was only about one option. Not much call for them apparently. "Not long now - happy birthday"

[shiftwork2]

You look 60?

Never gets old, that.  Unlike, for example, jockice.

[Buelligan]

   
There was a cunting man, and he walked a cunting mile.
He found a cunting sixpence upon a cunting stile.
He bought a cunting cat, which caught a cunting mouse,
And they all lived together in a little cunting house

Or in the words of the immortal Nancy Mitford

"A little cunting match
it has no roof, no thatch
it lives alone and makes no moan
the little cunting match"

Always shed a tear when I think of that.