Who's the oldest cunt on here?

[pancreas]

Does that mean I'm the baby then

Naughty, dirty baby with sick all down your front.

Yes.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Does that mean I'm the baby then

Actually, you're the babe! ;)




What do you mean, "fuck off " ? :(

[Clownbaby]

Actually, you're the babe! ;)




What do you mean, "fuck off " ? :(

Ooh get away, you

[Small Man Big Horse]

Does that mean I'm the baby then

I think someone's 21, but I could be wrong. Or they've aged since posting that. I hear it happens on occasion.

[Ferris]

I think someone's 21, but I could be wrong. Or they've aged since posting that. I hear it happens on occasion.

I used to be 21, does this help y/n?

[timebug]

I'm sixty nine,almost seventy.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I think someone's 21, but I could be wrong.

Wrong.  No-one was born between 19/11/1997 and 18/11/1998, because of the emergency sex ban of Feb 1997 to Feb 1998, to cope with a backlog from a particularly overwhelming influx of sexually transmitted disease cases to clinics.

[NoSleep]

I'm sixty nine,almost seventy.

If Jonathan King never comes back, I think we have a winner; except you aren't a cunt.

[manticore]

If Jonathan King never comes back, I think we have a winner; except you aren't a cunt.

I do believe slapasoldier the fossilbrain racist is over 70, because a couple of years ago someone said Milverton was 69, and slapa is pretty definitely Milverton (though has he been banned again now?)

[George White]

I think someone's 21, but I could be wrong. Or they've aged since posting that. I hear it happens on occasion.

I'm 23.

[Small Man Big Horse]

I used to be 21, does this help y/n?

Actually I think it might have been you that I was thinking of.

Wrong.  No-one was born between 19/11/1997 and 18/11/1998, because of the emergency sex ban of Feb 1997 to Feb 1998, to cope with a backlog from a particularly overwhelming influx of sexually transmitted disease cases to clinics.

But I had sex in July 1997 and in October 1997 so that can't be right. Admittedly I was too drunk to cum both times, but it still counts as my penis was in their vaginas.

[Sin Agog]

If Jonathan King never comes back, I think we have a winner; except you aren't a cunt.

What's sweet is that, in spite of his age, Jonathan King still keeps in touch with the friends he had when he was nine years old.

Wait, misworded that.  He still touches ni---

[Ferris]

Actually I think it might have been you that I was thinking of.

Sadly I haven't been 21 for a long time.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

But I had sex in July 1997 and in October 1997 so that can't be right. Admittedly I was too drunk to cum both times, but it still counts as my penis was in their vaginas.

SHEEP

[pancreas]

I do believe slapasoldier the fossilbrain racist is over 70, because a couple of years ago someone said Milverton was 69, and slapa is pretty definitely Milverton (though has he been banned again now?)

No he isn't. He's Claude Balls, I think.

[manticore]

No he isn't. He's Claude Balls, I think.

Oh okay, sorry. I was going by the fact that slapasoldier appeared just a month after Milverton's last post, but now I see  Claude Balls' last post was only a month before that.

Still not entirely sure. Could all three be the same?

Maybe I should stay out of the PI game.

[steve98]

I'm very old. I used to have a few leaves for an avatar and the leaves looked a bit like a cuddly sort of T-Rex. But now it's gone and I don't know where; 15 years I had that avatar and then it just ups and goes :( . I won't get another avatar now, not at my age... maybe it'll come back, I don't know, maybe not.

[Space ghost]

this little fella

[steve98]

That's him! Thanks Space ghost. Where was he?.... You haven't... done stuff with him, have you?

[Dead Soon]

I'm 24 but I've been on here for five years already, making an account at 19. I was even younger than the designated forum baby that was Thomas, but didn't have the requisite stature to become the new go-to reference as the cadet amongst the old soldiers.

[Space ghost]

Down the back of the settee, bit rumpled and been living off bits of peperami and lighters but otherwise he's good as gold.

[steve98]

Haha no problem... but I'll be checking him out thoroughly, just to be sure.

[Mark Steels Stockbroker]

45. First used CaB in 2001.

[Sherman Krank]

Oh okay, sorry. I was going by the fact that slapasoldier appeared just a month after Milverton's last post, but now I see  Claude Balls' last post was only a month before that.

Still not entirely sure. Could all three be the same?

Maybe I should stay out of the PI game.

Milv made a brief return as 3D before becoming the apposite Paulie Walnuts (a character who on the surface is a no nonsense hard man but underneath is actually a mentally deficient mummy's boy).

If I'm remembering correctly his occasional posts in oscillations back when he still posting as Milverton would put his current age at late forties to mid fifties.

[Bronzy]

I'm 19.

I'm the only one on here that can ejaculate twice in a night albeit with great pain and difficulty

Take that elderly fuckers

[steve98]

Your avatar's very addictive Nineteen. I could watch it for hours.

[Bronzy]

Your avatar's very addictive Nineteen. I could watch it for hours.

Thanks, I despise it

[steve98]

Yeah, well I'll probably despise it before long too.

[machotrouts]

I'm the only one on here that can ejaculate twice in a night albeit with great pain and difficulty

I have a name you know

[mothman]

I'm 48 and can still do that, should I see somebody?