Who's The Biggest Cunt On Here ?

[Soup]

The fact I do remember is exactly why I wasn't sure if you were joking or not. Like I was worried I'd made a permanent online enemy.

I'm glad to learn you were joking. I actually do need things like this spelling out because, since I like to think I'm not a cunt, I'll freely admit that I'm certainly stupid.

Oh my god shut up you cunt.

[Buelligan]

The fact I do remember is exactly why I wasn't sure if you were joking or not. Like I was worried I'd made a permanent online enemy.

I'm glad to learn you were joking. I actually do need things like this spelling out because, since I like to think I'm not a cunt, I'll freely admit that I'm certainly stupid.

Cunt is as cunt does, friend.

If you don't want to make permanent enemies online, I'd suggest that applying more stringent and less accepting rules to people you suspect of disliking you is something to avoid.

[Soup]

Buelligan mate, stop being a cunt.

[Buelligan]

No can do.  Part of m'nature.

[Sin Agog]

I'm proud to be one of the few people to click on one of those this cunt links, only for it to link, not to the profile of everyone who clicks on it, but to my actual profile.  Granted, it fucked up that Christmas, but I learnt an important lesson about never being vulnerable and open with a fellow human being again in case they hurt you.

[pancreas]

The fact I do remember is exactly why I wasn't sure if you were joking or not. Like I was worried I'd made a permanent online enemy.

I'm glad to learn you were joking. I actually do need things like this spelling out because, since I like to think I'm not a cunt, I'll freely admit that I'm certainly stupid.

Oh ffs, pull yourself together, you insecure cunt. Revel in the chaos and resentment you spread—it's the only way to live.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Great thread. Overwhelming success. 6/10

[Noonling]

My posts are worse than yours and there ain't shit you can do about it

Oh my god shut up you cunt.

You two are also on The List.

[Pingers]

I got it now! We've all contracted herpes from you.

[SpiderChrist]

[tag]Chubby Brown enters thread with a confident air[/tag]

[manticore]

Can I just say that I've never in my adult life used the word 'cunt' as an insult, and the more I read posts like some on this thread I'm very glad of it.

(Obviously I can just say it because I just did.)

[PlanktonSideburns]

I don't get how that's bullying, or even the original joke.

Oh God I don't know what's real or not in this thread. I thought I was doing a joke.

I'll get me coat!

[PlanktonSideburns]

It must have touched a nerve with Plankton. I only found out today by PM that he has an issue with wheelie bins. Sorry for any offense caused. Barry please acid bath the server.

Reported to moderator

Dragging my personal messages out to you on a public forum - not on pal

[PlanktonSideburns]

What's all this then?

Reported to moderator

[PlanktonSideburns]

Either piss off back to bed or have a coffee and get your head sorted because you're talking absolute bollocks this morning.

(Just felt like saying this. It's to nobody. It's free to claim! You can imagine it's at you, if you'd like that. Might add a bit of notoriety.)

Reported

[PlanktonSideburns]

A list of the worst people who have posted to this thread already:

Utter Shit
Lost Oliver
Cuellar
Phoenix Lazarus
Hey, Punk!
garnish
PlanktonSideburns
Mr Eggs
Sin Agog
bgmnts
Fry

Congrats to those who didn't make the list. Even bigger congrats to those who know why the above are the biggest gits there are.

Reported

[Chairman Bodog]

Fuck

[pigamus]

Shoulders.

[Hey, Punk!]

A list of the worst people who have posted to this thread already:

Utter Shit
Lost Oliver
Cuellar
Phoenix Lazarus
Hey, Punk!
garnish
PlanktonSideburns
Mr Eggs
Sin Agog
bgmnts
Fry

Congrats to those who didn't make the list. Even bigger congrats to those who know why the above are the biggest gits there are.

*stuffs in back pocket*

[Nowhere Man]

Well I'm clearly the best poster on this forum, that goes without saying. Does that make me a cunt? No.

[Buelligan]

Surely, if anything, it makes you a cunt's cunt.

[Konki]

I own an Audi. I win.

[Noonling]

Well I'm clearly the best poster on this forum, that goes without saying. Does that make me a cunt? No.

Sorry, you're also on the list. Alongside SpiderChrist, manticore and Chairman Bodog.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Definitely this poster.

Still not getting this.  Is that guy at the top of the homepage meant to be someone on here?

[Dex Sawash]

I laughed at concept of wheelie bin washers association. Is wheelie bin washing even a thing?

[Cerys]

The biggest cunt on here is clearly cancer.  There's no getting rid of the cunt.  It keeps coming back.  Cunt.

[mothman]

I own an Audi. I win.

As a BMW driver, and who car-shares with another BMW driver, I endorse this post.

[Replies From View]

I laughed at concept of wheelie bin washers association. Is wheelie bin washing even a thing?

No, but the association is real.

[BlodwynPig]

As a BMW driver, and who car-shares with another BMW driver, I endorse this post.

Oh, I can just imagine the insipid little conversations you have together on the way to work. Clutch this, horsepower that, thrust this, rimming that.

[mothman]

Oh, Blodders, you know me so little. I'm truly the least petrolheady person you'll ever meet.