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Stalker lived with life-size female dolls

Started by Phoenix Lazarus, November 14, 2018, 05:57:37 AM

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biggytitbo



Pijlstaart


buttgammon

This is basically what Cllr Philip Winter would have become if he didn't have politics as a hobby.

Brundle-Fly

He is pure League Of Gentlemen. I feel a bit sorry for him. Would be fascinated to know what his upbringing was like.

Alberon

Quote from: Brundle-Fly on November 14, 2018, 12:04:14 PM
He is pure League Of Gentlemen. I feel a bit sorry for him. Would be fascinated to know what his upbringing was like.

He was abandoned as a baby and raised by a pack of wild Barbie dolls in Epping Forest.

BlodwynPig

QuoteThese are masturbation toys. If he wants to put more into what they are, he isn't hurting anyone. leave him alone.

New Jack

Thank god they opened comments on that article

QuoteSurely if Ms Taylor had responded once and told him 'No' he would have known she wasn't interested?

QuoteWomen can be difficult to understand at times

QuoteAt times?

Captain Z

Asked how they felt about the situation, one of the dolls replied:

Quote from: dollI feel fantastic

Shit Good Nose

Everard Cunion.

Everard...Cunion.

Was his nickname Cunt Onions?

batwings


Lord Mandrake

Those dolls look eerily real. What if they are actually just heavily sedated women coated in some kind of bèeswax? What if they are the latex covered corpses of murdered murder victims? What then? Jokes on us, that's what.