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RONALADO GET ENGADGED

Started by Blue Jam, November 15, 2018, 01:23:46 PM

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Blue Jam

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/cristiano-ronaldo-engaged-georgina-rodriguez-13593206.amp

Congrats, Ronalado! I'm sure you'll outdo Princess Beatrice and Tequila Bloke, with suit by Georgo Armni and a big white JEPE (good car)

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Wife of Ronalado? Is possible

Ronalado engage first

Anyalse potential of asset

Also NAO to RAPISMO

BlodwynPig

He can rape all he likes when they tie the knot...still legal in Portugal.

New Jack

Quote from: BlodwynPig on November 15, 2018, 02:09:02 PM
He can rape all he likes when they tie the knot...still legal in Portugal.

So is heroin, virtually

Portugal does have its downsides though

Norton Canes

Ronalado engorged? Is probable

Paul Calf

How deranged would you have to actually marry that fuckup?

New Jack

Quote from: Paul Calf on November 15, 2018, 02:26:44 PM
How deranged would you have to actually marry that fuckup?

RONALDADO WOULD RONANDLAOD MARRY

biggytitbo

Quote from: Paul Calf on November 15, 2018, 02:26:44 PM
How deranged would you have to actually marry that fuckup?


Think this is harsh, I bet you don't even know who she is.


up_the_hampipe

Interesting how all that rape stuff has disappeared.

Paul Calf

Quote from: biggytitbo on November 15, 2018, 02:31:32 PM

Think this is harsh, I bet you don't even know who she is.

Why I oughtta...

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I have never heard of them, but I am so sorry to hear that they are endangered.


Thursday

Accepting a proposal admist rape allegations?

With RONALADO is possible.

:(

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on November 15, 2018, 01:28:24 PM
Wife of Ronalado? Is possible

Ronalado engage first

Anyalse potential of asset

Also NAO to RAPISMO

Laughed

Ronalado

Bom dia. For sure is imprtant to say this: RONALADO thank all fans of CaB first.

Wedding for RONALADO is a great day. even better than juventud signings? Alsmot - but many people will come. But everybody cannot come. Then is not wedding, is just all of world. No is possible.

FIRST TO SAY: who is NOT INVITE?

1. Rat of Espain LINEEL MESSI
2. All england fan of cookandbomb ronalado is sorry but is too many person
3. florentinao PEREZ is no frien of RONALADO
4. Ki Nam KIM of SAMSUNG phones business
5. royal queen of ENGLAND and most especialy princes EVGENY of ENGLAND but also all family of it - NAO ENTRADO

Now who IS INVITE? anyone is possible. Maybe even fan of ronalado to decide this? Is possible. insaGram please.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

QuoteNAO ENTRADO

Lost it by this point

Ferris


Ronalado

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on November 19, 2018, 03:37:27 PM
Lost it by this point

please - is not respect



ronalado score first. many times winner of cups. even babi know this.

Good fren gareth BEL teach me english saying: "ZIPPIT SHRIMPEY"

BlodwynPig

What's your boeuf with Messy?

mojo filters

When I read this title, I assumed Ronaldo was now playing the nylon strung acoustic guitar with an innovative semi-open new tuning based around the key of G6sus2.

Seems like a far more wholesome activity than raping, and though I've no personal experience of the latter - both sound like a lot of effort for relatively little reward, unless you can afford to employ your own guitar tech to do it for you.

mothman

I want Ronalado to comment in all threads going forward.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

y Ronalado get ngage?

Ronalado patron of new technolgolies - not past

Ngage? 2002? Is possible when only Ronalad, but nao today when Ronalado Icon of Europa

Ps4 or VR - 4K Ronalado stream? Fifa Futbol '19 - For sure is possible. Maximil statistist Shootings 99 and Ronalado to score first - Forza Juve Preniere Seria A grade -contest for sure but Ronalado victorian always

Ferris

Quote from: mothman on November 19, 2018, 09:31:40 PM
I want Ronalado to comment in all threads going forward.

For sure, is possible.

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ANYWON KNOW HAS RONULDO GONE ENDANGERFED YET??

Kryton

Indoor firework, no problem I talk to health and safety man. He is cousin of friend. Back hand, no problem, no worry of fire. Good polystyrene ceiling and according to cousin of friend friend is no problem. Can take lock off door at midnight.

Drink menu. Everything is onpay by RonAlado. But no drinnek too much of words will be spoken or have good time. Not fighting. Good music. RonLado drink first and man on piano.

Food is supplied by buffet of good qualiT and has available shark meat, etc. Bonus. Rojoes a Moda do Minho. Tatse by tradition.

End night with indoor firework disco. Jacuzzi. Buffet. Bonus. Hot crab on stick and available wife kiss and £999 photo.
And end with ball kick in crowded.