Obfuscated Song Lyrics: The New Batch

[Phil_A]

Just had an urge to do one of these threads again, I hope you'll forgive an old man his whims.

This one's well fucking easy IMO.

(GUESS THE SONG)

Compose an image in your mind of every living organism
Specifically, those of the order of Perissodactyla, Felidae and Mustelidae.
Much is the variety of amusement one may experience from such beasts.
But consider thus; Have you, in your span of existence, observed such as the large predatory feline tinted with a pale rose hue?

May I present to you a creature such as I have described above in my previous utterance.
The description I have thus provided is his calling card, you might say.
Adored is he by every personage, enraptured by his wondrous glow.
He is both adept at adhering to the fashions of the day,
An individual gifted with fine manners, an innate sense of learning and enormous physical prowess such as one might expect from a veteran of the circus arts.

Blessed is he, this gentle creature of whom I have spoken.
Though some demean him through archaic slang,
May I stress that it is apparent to all
That this creature stands alone among his kind
Every portion of anatomy remains true to the name he carries for himself.

[Lordofthefiles]

That is FANFUCKINGTASTIC!

Real life "LOL" when I got it!

[Clatty McCutcheon]

He's a rinky-dink panther?

[gib]

Very good indeed. I love how these are invariably transcribed in the style of Raffles the Gentleman Thug.

[Phil_A]

He's a rinky-dink panther?

Iiiiiiin two!

[Phil_A]

Okay, here's a harder one I prepared earlier. It's in sonnet form, ooh get me.

It took bloody ages to write, turns out sonnets are quite difficult.

In cylocybic reverie he stands
And speaks thus to my kin upon the field
"The means of production is in your hands,
And all shall taste the fruits their labours yield."

Henceforth I vowed to take his words to test,
So to a congregation I did fly
Where aesthetes of ancient lore did jest
They knew not the meaning, and nor I

Deny yourself the pleasures of the bean
Immerse your lower jaw in sweet surround
Betwixt the thrusts and gyrations of youth
My treasured tunic can nowhere be found

By this the worker's struggle is defined
A tragic garment now is lost to time.

[Johnny Yesno]

An interval of silence in a musical work by Silver Apples.

[sprocket]

Okay, here's a harder one I prepared earlier. It's in sonnet form, ooh get me.

It took bloody ages to write, turns out sonnets are quite difficult.

Like your manifesto sonnet, put it to the testo.

[JesusAndYourBush]

Donald Where's Your Troosers?

[New Jack]

HS Art

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Most Gary Numan between 79-82.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

i]Compose an image in your mind of every living organism
Specifically, those of the order of Perissodactyla, Felidae and Mustelidae.
Much is the variety of amusement one may experience from such beasts.
But consider thus; Have you, in your span of existence, observed such as the large predatory feline tinted with a pale rose hue?

May I present to you a creature such as I have described above in my previous utterance.
The description I have thus provided is his calling card, you might say.
Adored is he by every personage, enraptured by his wondrous glow.
He is both adept at adhering to the fashions of the day,
An individual gifted with fine manners, an innate sense of learning and enormous physical prowess such as one might expect from a veteran of the circus arts.

Blessed is he, this gentle creature of whom I have spoken.
Though some demean him through archaic slang,
May I stress that it is apparent to all
That this creature stands alone among his kind
Every portion of anatomy remains true to the name he carries for himself.[/i]

I read that in Russell Brand's voice.

[Pdine]

The cranial appendage I own is pendulously suspended with a seemingly uncharacteristically high mass as a result of cogitation on the subject of the male person in question

Gulling the sightless leads us to breaking at least one religious precept

Therefore prior to descending from the indicated celestial area please give me your opinion on the following statement:

That a male person who looks at the area between the eyes of another male person is indeed a male person.