May Quits With Immediate Effect After Poor Performance

[JesusAndYourBush]

Well, I never expected that!
https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/15/may-quits-with-immediate-effect-after-poor-performance-8143408

[Glebe]

[popcorn]

For a moment, I thought the "May" in the title was prime minister Theresa May!

[Sherman Krank]

For a moment, I thought James May had quit Amazon Prime.

[Neville Chamberlain]

For a moment I thought "May" referred to the month of May and, er, it had somehow taken on physical form, and, um...decided that...erm...it no longer wanted to be a, er, month any more and had, sort of, er, quit, I dunno. 28 I was etc etc

[bgmnts]

For a moment I thought "May" referred to the month of May and, er, it had somehow taken on physical form, and, um...decided that...erm...it no longer wanted to be a, er, month any more and had, sort of, er, quit, I dunno. 28 I was etc etc

I had the same trouble trying to make this joke work also.

[Chollis]

I tried the month thing too and decided it was too shit for publication. Perhaps you should've done the same.

[Uncle TechTip]

Clickbait URL. Reprehensible. This is your alternative to the BBC. Fucking joke.

[New Jack]

Ah well, so long, the word 'may'! You just had too much competition from Could and Might.

Fucking hell. OP should quit with immediate effect after poor performance

[NoSleep]

That's the first time I've seen that. Has anyone made the connection with George the bear in the Hofmeister ads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv1zZGKt_eU

[biggytitbo]

I think she was the Hoffmeister bear, a student job she had apparently. Sad to see her recycling her old moves tbh.

[biggytitbo]

Is the no confidence vote just May, or can it involve challengers? If its just vote for May or not, she'll win surely, and then gets a year where they can't touch her.

[New Jack]

Is the no confidence vote just May, or can it involve challengers? If its just vote for May or not, she'll win surely, and then gets a year where they can't touch her.

It's an internal Conservative process about the leader's viability specifically, though yeah I think she'd win, which would be more great schadenfreude

[popcorn]

Just saw this thread title again.. thought it meant Theresa May!

[BritishHobo]

Absolutely shat my pants thinking this was politics-related news! OP should be more careful with their wording in future.

[Captain Z]

I thought this was going to be about the head of Patisserie Valerie, but am relieved to hear it's just Brian leaving Queen.

[thenoise]

Some of you MAY have misunderstood HAHAHAHHA

[Replies From View]

HE'S NOT THE PRIME MINISTER HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!!!!!!

[popcorn]

Some of you MAY have misunderstood HAHAHAHHA

Can you explain this please? Thanks.

[Replies From View]

Can you explain this please? Thanks.

It's the noise that laughing makes when written down.

[popcorn]

thenoise... :O

[Bazooka]

If virtual treason was a crime this forums member base would be looking at a collated 45 trillion years in the clink, with the last meal being a boiled Rustlers burger.