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You need to do a poo

Started by popcorn, November 16, 2018, 05:49:44 AM

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popcorn


just had one mate, maybe it's you that needs to do a poo.

popcorn


popcorn

ughhh I can smell it... disgusting. Go to the toilet please.

Nah think I'm alright, are you sure it isn't you who is in fact the one who needs a poo?Maybe you're just smelling your own fetid bum hole?

Just a thought.

Shit Good Nose

Felt like granite boulders coming out, but when I poked it with a (now shitty) stick, it was all soft and mud like.  Weird.

pancreas

OK, I've just done it. You'll need to bring me a sponge and some new underwear please.

popcorn

jesus that's rank... I didn't mean actually do a poo you fucking gross weirdo.

pancreas

Erm, excuse me? I am still sitting here in my own excretions?

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Tag/ Mark E. Smith modifies lyrics to "Touch Sensitive"/ Tag

popcorn

urgh everyone pancreas has actually shat himself. what a fucking weird little perv.

popcorn



pancreas

Fucking hell, this poo stuff dries really itchy.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Foggy Buntwhistle on November 16, 2018, 06:58:07 AM
just had one mate, maybe it's you that needs to do a poo.

What the man said. It were greeny-gray thanks to the red wine I drank.

kittens



kittens

i guess i just don't get this thread

pancreas

Also, it really hardens round your underwear. Anyone got a chisel?

popcorn

Quote from: kittens on November 16, 2018, 07:18:15 PM
no i don't? this is weird.

No. You need to do a poo. Just try. You must try.

Ferris


popcorn

State of your pants more like mate. You've been trying to hold it in for too long.

kittens

actually i think i'm starting to get this thread now

do actually need a poo now. thanks for the FYI popcorn.

Dex Sawash

CaB refuses to load, may as well go have a poo.
Have poo, check if CaB page has loaded yet... THIS THREAD

New Jack

Quote from: kittens on November 17, 2018, 10:17:15 AM
actually i think i'm starting to get this thread now

It's the same as any other HS Art thread!

Fuck you, I won't poo when you tell me.

Sebastian Cobb


hamfist

I need to do a poo at Paul's house

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I actually don't personally need to do a poo, but I have heard about people who do.