Author Topic: The Contest 2018  (Read 2506 times)

mothman

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #60 on: November 24, 2018, 10:54:29 AM »
Are we allowed to post highly erotic drawings we've done ourselves to get others riled up? I'm dead good at drawing fat old men boning the shit out of eachother and it could be somebody's fetish

Well, it sounds like it might be your fetish, so go ahead, knock one yourself out.

New Jack

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #61 on: November 24, 2018, 10:55:32 AM »
Is it cheating to wear a nappy at all times?

I mean, it stops me usually. Works for sex too

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #62 on: November 25, 2018, 08:26:19 PM »
I'm fuckin IN.

No fap advent.

I'm gonna explode like a boss when Santa comes.

New Jack

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #63 on: November 25, 2018, 10:28:58 PM »
Almost wanked on MDMA last night as, well, MDMA, but the thing about MDMA is it shrivels the little fella down to a mere six inches, so I'm not out yet

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #64 on: November 25, 2018, 10:44:56 PM »
That's uncanny.
Are you me?

mothman

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #65 on: November 25, 2018, 11:11:50 PM »
Almost wanked on MDMA last night as, well, MDMA, but the thing about MDMA is it shrivels the little fella down to a mere six inches, so I'm not out yet

#Humblebrag

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #66 on: November 26, 2018, 02:13:20 PM »
RIP New Jack, I guess. Anybody else in?

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #67 on: November 26, 2018, 02:18:43 PM »
I'm in!

Lemming

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #68 on: November 26, 2018, 10:23:29 PM »
Also in. Got headbutted in in the bollocks today while playing tag with a dog, so wanking is even more off the table than usual.

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #69 on: November 26, 2018, 11:11:13 PM »
Not too much of a struggle today. There was a hotty in the cafe but thankfully wanking is strongly discouraged at work. Evening rehearsal so late night, too mnackered for a late night tug anyway.

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #70 on: November 26, 2018, 11:13:48 PM »
I'm in, though on medication and I've a partner, so I'm pretty sure this isn't going to be a problem. Though I do think having sex with someone should be against the rules too, even though that would put me at a disadvantage.

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #71 on: November 29, 2018, 11:02:27 AM »
Almost had a middle of the night wank last night as I couldn't sleep but fought off the temptation. How's everyone else doing?

Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #72 on: November 29, 2018, 11:23:24 AM »
Had three in the last 24 hours. All were absolutely fantastic.

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #73 on: November 29, 2018, 11:55:53 AM »
course i had a wank. of course i did. couple of losers on the internet come up to me and say 'hey buddy stop wanking for no reason' what do you expect. course i'm gonna have a wank.

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #74 on: November 29, 2018, 12:06:35 PM »
There is so a reason!

I can't think of it right now, but I'm certain there is one.

Lemming

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #75 on: November 29, 2018, 03:57:53 PM »
Going strong. Fully healed from dog incident.

To add to the challenge, I've ditched caffeine and have started taking cold showers, just because those are generic things that people say you should do. Quit caffeine before and didn't really feel any big changes, enjoying cold showers so far.

Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #76 on: November 29, 2018, 05:28:05 PM »
Almost had a middle of the night wank last night as I couldn't sleep but fought off the temptation. How's everyone else doing?

Same. But I only stopped because I thought you might have heard me.

mothman

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #77 on: November 29, 2018, 11:39:00 PM »
I’m out. Well, somebody had to be, pour encourager les autres.

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #78 on: November 29, 2018, 11:51:35 PM »
I’m out. Well, somebody had to be, pour encourager les autres.

I'm out too, there must be something in the air tonight.

Lemming

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #79 on: November 29, 2018, 11:53:31 PM »
Wow, fuck. Just me, momatt and thenoise left then? With 26 days left to go.

Good job we didn't do the fucking partner system.

Bennett Brauer

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #80 on: November 30, 2018, 12:26:03 AM »
https://www.webmd.com/urinary-incontinence-oab/picture-of-the-prostate
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The prostate is a walnut-sized gland

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/319859.php
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All men have a prostate, an apricot-sized, muscular gland

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/prostate-cancer/
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The prostate is a small gland in the pelvis, found only in men. About the size of a satsuma...

Maybe it depends on how far you get in the contest.

Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #81 on: November 30, 2018, 06:53:36 AM »
Wow, fuck. Just me, momatt and thenoise left then? With 26 days left to go.

Good job we didn't do the fucking partner system.

I am in. Memorable things always seem to happen around the three week mark when I’ve done this before, so I am determined to reach that point again.

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #82 on: November 30, 2018, 06:59:54 AM »


Why would anyone do this though? Wanking is free entertainment.

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #83 on: November 30, 2018, 08:43:34 AM »
We suffer for your amusement. Plus I am looking forward to 'memorable things' happening.

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #84 on: November 30, 2018, 10:07:02 AM »
if you can get past 5 days you are officially 'a weirdo'. anything over two weeks and your lawyer will begin executing your will, and none of your friends and family will recognise you. if you go to any a&e and tell them you haven't jizzed in over two weeks they are legally obliged to put you on a waiting list for a rough handjob from an immigrant.

Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #85 on: November 30, 2018, 10:14:21 AM »
The joke is on you, chump, missing out on memorable things.

I’m not going to elaborate on what the memorable things were by the way, but they were all positive.

Lemming

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #86 on: November 30, 2018, 10:22:47 AM »
Why would anyone do this though? Wanking is free entertainment.

Fun answer: we want satsuma-sized prostates.

Real answer: Genuinely believe it builds willpower and self-control in the initial stages, which you can then apply into other areas of your life. On top of that, wanking every other day felt like an awkward chore to me. Once every month or so is an EVENT.

There are also mystical things at the three week mark, as me and Emotional Support Peacock understand, but they cannot be described through mere words.

Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #87 on: November 30, 2018, 10:43:06 AM »
Yes they can:
- cummy duvet
- waking up with all cum on you
- there is sperm in the bed

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #88 on: November 30, 2018, 03:25:35 PM »
How can I tell if I have had a 'genuine' wet dream or have simply been sleep masturbating?

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #89 on: November 30, 2018, 03:29:26 PM »
Damn I was doing good till I saw that Grimes video