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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #90 on: November 30, 2018, 04:15:17 PM »
Watch out for the wet dreams lads! (They count as failure)

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #91 on: December 03, 2018, 05:32:54 AM »
Status report. Anyone still in?

Found it difficult over the last day or so, which is bizarre. Normally I do this for weeks or months without even thinking about it, but the instant it's re-framed as a meaningless online comedy forum challenge, my brain rebels and ramps up the difficulty.

I bet if we had a "don't eat dogshit for a month" challenge, my brain would suddenly give me intense cravings for dogshit.

Not giving up though. Drinking excessive quantities of Fanta as a distraction. Acid reflux, but I will embrace the pain and burn it as fuel for my journey, as Sonic the Hedgehog does.

Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #92 on: December 03, 2018, 06:51:29 AM »
Barely even been a challenge so far. Not sure what that says about my waning libido...

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #93 on: December 03, 2018, 09:41:12 AM »
Not sure if this is related, but I woke up at 2am this morning and started my morning routine (dress shower wank make breakfast have another wank before realising it was the middle of the night. Crawled back into bed around 2.45, lay there confused and not sleeping and was roused by my alarm clock as usual and enjoyed my porridge cum overnight oats. Could it be that without my nightly wank my body clock has been thrown completely out?

Are any other readers completely fucking stupid?

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #94 on: December 03, 2018, 09:41:59 AM »
P.s. Still in 🙂

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #95 on: December 03, 2018, 10:49:22 AM »
I'm out.
A few times.

Sorry lads.

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Yes.

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #96 on: December 03, 2018, 11:06:00 AM »
[...] enjoyed my porridge cum overnight oats. [...]

I mean.

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #97 on: December 05, 2018, 08:35:11 AM »
I had sex last night so maybe that means I'm out?  I'll probably carry on not abusing myself, but I guess I won't be experiencing any of those memorable things in a couple of weeks' time.

Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #98 on: December 05, 2018, 08:36:20 AM »
I had sex last night so maybe that means I'm out?  I'll probably carry on not abusing myself, but I guess I won't be experiencing any of those memorable things in a couple of weeks' time.

Same here.

We didn’t have sex with each other did we? :-o

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #99 on: December 05, 2018, 12:48:05 PM »
I had sex last night too, blimey, this must be a first for CaB. And though it wasn't with TheNoise or Emotional Support Peacock I was thinking of them during the disgusting act.

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #100 on: December 05, 2018, 01:19:02 PM »
*high fives all round*

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #101 on: December 05, 2018, 01:20:09 PM »
Am I out? It's just that I had sex with three AWFUL men last night

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #102 on: December 05, 2018, 01:21:11 PM »
having sex on a week night? i was not aware that was possible?

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #103 on: December 05, 2018, 01:32:26 PM »
*high fives all round*

Low fives surely

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #104 on: December 05, 2018, 02:24:15 PM »
Am I out? It's just that I had sex with three AWFUL men last night

It's not Cocktober anymore

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #105 on: December 06, 2018, 12:11:03 AM »
No, it’s Dickmenber.

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #106 on: December 06, 2018, 12:25:24 PM »
Anyone still in on 'hard mode' (stoppit!) is the winner I guess. I r commend you have some sex, though, it's very nice.

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Re: The Contest 2018
« Reply #107 on: December 06, 2018, 04:49:05 PM »
Storming it on hard mode, chiefly because I was unaware of and uninvited to the orgy which the other thread-goers partook in.