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Lezzing off

Started by popcorn, November 20, 2018, 04:26:51 PM

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popcorn

I've grown tired of bumming. I've decided it's toxic masculinity.

Instead I've decided to try lezzing off. If anyone fancies lezzing off with me post in this thread with some of your ideas for lezzing off. Thanks.

PlanktonSideburns

I will leZ off up you're Arse Mate

Norton Canes


Glebe


Cuellar

Sorry, I have absolutely no interest in this.

Queneau

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

hamfist

trials and tribbulations...

BlodwynPig


Pingers

Squash. Playing or inserting, it's up to you flower.

New Jack

I only lez adjecently. Parallel if you're bare lucky

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popcorn

No lezzing up is when you start lezzing off. Lezzing off is the full event.

Allow me to teach you.

Brian Freeze

Wait till you've tried lezzing out. You will not go back.

Norton Canes

When does series three hit Netflix?


Queneau

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

New Jack

Quote from: Queneau on November 21, 2018, 12:09:59 PM
Why did the lesbian cross the road?

Don't worry, she'll mention why.

Queneau

What do you get if you cross a lesbian?

New Jack

Quote from: Queneau on November 21, 2018, 04:10:22 PM
What do you get if you cross a lesbian?

Never been on Twitter mate?

kittens

whenever i try this i just end up having normal heterosexual sex. how do i make the leap?

Dr Trouser

have you tried lezzing off with another lezzer-offer? that would probably help you get started

popcorn

I briefly was a lodger in a house owned by a lesbian artist. It was full of lesbian art.

Look at this, it's all properly lezzing off.




New Jack

Quote from: popcorn on November 23, 2018, 02:51:33 PM
I briefly was a lodger in a house owned by a lesbian artist. It was full of lesbian art.



That's so weird - I'm a heterosexual artist and my walls are fully adorned with heterosexual art!

Gregory Torso

If I was a woman I would deliberately go to prison just so I could lez my way up the hierarchy and become the top bitch. Just scissor my way through gen pop until everyone had to cal me ma'am.

popcorn

Quote from: New Jack on November 23, 2018, 02:55:49 PM

That's so weird - I'm a heterosexual artist and my walls are fully adorned with heterosexual art!

Have you tried lezzing up your art a bit?

New Jack

Quote from: popcorn on November 23, 2018, 02:58:52 PM
Have you tried lezzing up your art a bit?

A bit, a collage here and there, the odd lezza mural, but I'm afraid of coming off as a bit of a pseud


Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Queneau on November 21, 2018, 04:10:22 PM
What do you get if you cross a lesbian?

The ghost of Michael Winner?

Pingers

If I have sex with Lesbian Dennis, is that lezzing off? To be honest Popcorn, you should have covered all of this in your opening post.

hamfist

Lez on............Lez off...........