Dry December (or at least til Xmas eve)

[New Jack]

Due to a six day a week job at night, I reckon I can repeat what I did last year - The Impossible - no alcohol from Dec 1st to Dec 24th.

Dry January is for squares. I love going out super early in the year when everyone else is skint and recovering. It's also old hat as fuck.

Dry December though. Now there's a task. No mulled wine. No Irish coffee. No Skol for breakfast. Work Xmas parties witnessed through the horrifying gaze of sobriety. Your other half being the drunk one, and YOU gamely succumbing to their drunken attempts at copulation, sober as can be.

Will I be doing this alone, just me and the teetotallers?

Note: I will not be giving up da herb as I'm not a monster