Smartest people in the world

[garnish]

If you were going to make a top 10 of the smartest people in the world, who would be in the top 9 after Professor Brian Cox?

[Paul Calf]

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[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Can I skip ahead and pick one from the top 5?

Ricky Gervais

[Large Noise]

Mark Labette from The Chase
Ramanujan
Stephen Wonder
Malcolm Gladwell
Dr Albatross
Supervet
Vsausce
Deep Blue
Ruth Davidson

[Bazooka]

Richard Madeley, he's also charming and funny.

[hummingofevil]

1. Westley/The Man In Black
2. Vizzini
3. Plato
4. Aristotle
5. Socrates

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7,000,000. Fezzik

[Bhazor]

Christina Hendricks' husband.
Kat Dennings boyfriend.
Louise Dreyfuss' husband.
Ellen Page's partner.
Alexanda Daddario's husband
Salma Hayek's husband.
Vanessa Blue's husband.
Mandy Dee's husband.
Katerina Hartlova's husband.

Those are cunts that know all the secret passcodes in life.

[MoonDust]

Are we allowed to replace number 1 with someone else?

I don't know who with, but I just can't bring myself to agree that Brian Cox is the smartest person in the world.

He was in D:Ream for God's sake.

[buttgammon]

Are we allowed to replace number 1 with someone else?

I don't know who with, but I just can't bring myself to agree that Brian Cox is the smartest person in the world.

He was in D:Ream for God's sake.

Stephen Fry is a contender too.

[biggytitbo]

I'd have Brian Cox on my list, but the gruff Scottish actor Brian Cox, not the hamster cheeked science dingleberry.

[Blue Jam]

#1 is obviously Elon Musk.

Close the thread.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Brb just going to go and have a look on 'I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE'

[MoonDust]

Blue Jam's rabbit is clearly pretty smart. Are rabbits allowed in the list?

[biggytitbo]

That guy who made the wind up radios is the brainiest man ever so he'd be on my list, alongside Noam Chomsky and Graham Le Saux.

[Blue Jam]

Doesn't Garry Bushell have a super-genius IQ or something? Must be him then.

[MoonDust]

A circle of low IQs.

[Sebastian Cobb]

That guy who made the wind up radios is the brainiest man ever so he'd be on my list, alongside Noam Chomsky and Graham Le Saux.

He should get that technology into smartphones. Would make a mint.

[New Jack]

That guy who made the wind up radios is the brainiest man ever so he'd be on my list, alongside Noam Chomsky and Graham Le Saux.

Trevor Bayliss is dead. Not so clever now, is he?

Maybe his late wife made a clockwork Trevor Bayliss. Miss him too much, crank his shaft for 45 minutes for ten minutes of action. A bit like the real Trevor Bayliss in that respect, eh, grieving widows??

He got proper fucked out of loads of money as well. Probably couldn't afford a proper clockwork grave. His son dug a non-windable trench in the park. It's what dad would have wanted, he loved the great outdoors

[MoonDust]

#1 is obviously Elon Musk.

Close the thread.

Think again:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/nov/25/elon-musk-move-mars-chance-of-death?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard

[Blue Jam]

Think again:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/nov/25/elon-musk-move-mars-chance-of-death?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard

DON'T YOU DARE KNOCK ROCKET JESUS, PEDO GUY

[BlodwynPig]

This guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBgIBF9Y6PE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnXHzU-9dgI

[gilbertharding]

The band of the Grenadier Guards, I think.

Mike Giggler via email

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Carol Vorderman.

[Cuellar]

Dawkins obviously.

Bert Dawkins, landlord down my local.

[rasta-spouse]

Apparently Johnny Vaughn has Rainman abilities.

[pupshaw]

This guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBgIBF9Y6PE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnXHzU-9dgI

no he's dead too

[BlodwynPig]

no he's dead too

didn't know he had a backstory, shit.

[lankyguy95]

No scientists in the list. Got a whole life to do anything they want and they choose studying atoms and shit. Fuckwits.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Carol Vorderman
Brian Clough
James Lipton
Kirk Douglas
Dec
Duncan Bannatyne
Alex Jones
Jeff 'Skunk' Baxter
Methuselah
Dion Dublin

[biggytitbo]

Umberto Eco and Stan Collymore.