Macaques - the new generation

[Ferris]

I'm not one to "play the old hits", but what a photo this is. Popped up randomly on another forum I use. Do something with it.

[BlodwynPig]

Rory McGrath's new Japanese docu looks intriguing. One man in a macaque.

[Sebastian Cobb]

[tag]Ian Brown announces new album[/tag]

[PlanktonSideburns]

i got this far before having a bloody good look at myself.



going for a walk now, i may be some time

[Gregory Torso]

Ooh this is just like that round of Have I Got News For You:

PAUL MERTON: "New Terminator reboot with apes... I'll be macaque"     

(Alexander Armstrong chuckles politely)

IAN HISLOP: "Er... Brian Blessed's love child... sorry..."

(Three or four audience members giggle in recognition that the macaque is hairy, much like Brian Blessed)

ROSS NOBLE: "The... wait... it's a monkey... that lives inside Barry Gibb and throws tiny little meatballs out of his eyes... in a pool of... bollocks... I knew I should have got the production team to write some one liners for me..."

PAUL MERTON: "Fucking hell, we did all the macaque puns we could last time. Can't we have a picture of Donald Trump looking like a seagull or Jeremy Corbyn sitting in a bath?"

[Glebe]

"You try being an internationally-renowned macaque DJ and raising a child as a single parent at the same time, mate - it's tough work!"

[MrsWarboysLover]

that picture is amazing Glebe

every time I see a macaque i just keep thinking they look like Paxman

[Pingers]

i got this far before having a bloody good look at myself.



going for a wank now, i may be some time

[Ferris]

"You try being an internationally-renowned macaque DJ and raising a child as a single parent at the same time, mate - it's tough work!"

This is everything I wanted. Cheers

[Glebe]

that picture is amazing Glebe

This is everything I wanted. Cheers

Thanks lads!