What if your mouth was constantly sealed over with clingfilm

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Of course you would keep poking a hole in it, and the hole would stay until you closed your lips again, whereupon it would reform as unbroken clingfilm, like replenishing the bubble mixture on the given bubble wand. 

And of course you'd never be able to explain your plight to anyone, because you'd have clingfilm continually forming over your mouth.


Would you go ahead with it?

[New Jack]

Could roll on my back and toss myself off with my cock near my face with nary a fear!

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Could roll on my back and toss myself off with my cock near my face with nary a fear!

The clingfilm of course wouldn't protect your eyes or your nostrils.

[New Jack]

The clingfilm of course wouldn't protect your eyes or your nostrils.

Seeing or snorting cum isn't so bad. Just ask Gay Charlie Sheen (don't tell me this reality's version isn't overcompensating)

[Gregory Torso]

I would love it. I would love to have clingfilm constantly stealing my mouth. I'd consider it evolution like Kevin Costner in Waterworld. I would have no fear, because I would already know what it feels like to always be panic sucking a bit of clingfilm over my mouth. I would go swimming with it in and not even care about what I looked like with my clothes off.

[pancreas]

You could presumably shrink wrap bite-sized pieces of food for people. You pop them in your mouth, pushing them in against the cling film, close your lips, and then open your lips, poking a hole through the fresh clingfilm veil to retrieve the shrink-wrapped food.

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You could presumably shrink wrap bite-sized pieces of food for people. You pop them in your mouth, pushing them in against the cling film, close your lips, and then open your lips, poking a hole through the fresh clingfilm veil to retrieve the shrink-wrapped food.

There would be extreme danger of swallowing - or worse, inhaling - the shrink-wrapped food in these instances.  Be careful.

[mothman]

I have no mouth, and I must eat ice cream.

[Glebe]

[tag]Dietician loses license...[/tag]

[Huxleys Babkins]

If you're into watersports, you could clingfilm your mouth, as per the old toilet prank, to give your partner quite a fright!

[Noonling]

If you're into hard sports you can get the feel without the risks.