Countdown to AreMaygeddon (the s.t.b. ex-PM thread)

[king_tubby]

Whip restored to Tory MP who was suspended

Andrew Griffiths has had the Conservative whip restored, Sky News understands.

The married Burton MP was suspended from the party in July for sending up to 2,000 sexual messages to two female constituents, the Sunday Mirror reported at the time.

Retaking the Conservative whip means he will be able to vote in tonight's confidence vote.

Griffiths has confirmed to Sky News he will back the PM.

[Jittlebags]

Jesus. What a slimy bunch of fuckers.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Hahaha that is fucking grim

Well done Theresa you have a sex offender's vote.

[studpuppet]

You'd like to think that ten female MPs would withdraw their support to protest that, but we're talking about Conservative politicians here...

[Huxleys Babkins]

He might spoil his ballot by stapling a picture of his cock to it, though.

[Jittlebags]

Seymour Cocks ?

[Jittlebags]

He might spoil his ballot by stapling a picture of his cock to it, though.

Mind, he might get quite excited at the prospect of the slit in the voting box and spoil not only his, but all the other voting slips in the box.

[Norton Canes]

Fucking hell, unbelievably, Griffiths is not the only one

[king_tubby]

Just about to post that, Norton.

I mean, fucking hell.

[Norton Canes]

Fucking. Hell.

[king_tubby]

He won't even vote for her. I am baffled.

[Paul Calf]

The replies :D

https://twitter.com/David_Cameron/status/1072796129711046661

[Chairman Yang]

You can tell it's a busy day for politics when "suspended whip sex" returns only SFW results.

[biggytitbo]

I hope now she's let them back in, the alleged sex pests vote against her.

[Paul Calf]

I'm assuming they've been ordered to show their ballots.

[BlodwynPig]

Fucking. Hell.

Welcome to Trump's Britain.

[BlodwynPig]

I'm assuming they've been ordered to show their ballots.

ballots or bailouts?

[Cuellar]

Show their ballocks more like

To a frightened staffer

[Dr Trouser]

Wow just when you think she can't get even worse.

Utterly astounding

[biggytitbo]

They're prising 'Sir' Edward Heaths coffin open as we speak, just to make sure.

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Whip restored to Tory MP who was suspended

Andrew Griffiths has had the Conservative whip restored, Sky News understands.

The married Burton MP was suspended from the party in July for sending up to 2,000 sexual messages to two female constituents, the Sunday Mirror reported at the time.

Retaking the Conservative whip means he will be able to vote in tonight's confidence vote.

Griffiths has confirmed to Sky News he will back the PM.

Do you have a link for this quote please?  I want to share it.

Edit:  never mind, that was a silly request since it's not exactly buried news!

[Sherman Krank]

That'll be May a third of the way through her begging and bullshit extravaganza now. Expect she'll close with the old favourite ' If you keep me now I'll go later at a time of your choosing'.

Been reading that the campaign to oust her has been traced back to the office of Ian Duncan Smith.
So what we're basically seeing here is a battle of wills between the two most useless incompetent cunts in the Useless Incompetent Cunts Party.

[BlodwynPig]

Guess who?

Looking nervous but entirely determined, the prime minister's message this morning won't surprise anyone who knows her well: she will fight the challenge to her leadership with everything she has.

[Zetetic]

Ministers crying in the room.

[Head Gardener]

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The ERG have been suspiciously low key. Disorganized at first glance but also very quiet.

Suggestions Brady has chosen his moment to pull the trigger to favour May rather than giving them time to plan the grounds.

No-one seems to have questioned his motivations at all.

If people think the ERG die hards will go back into their box after losing this, don't count on it.

[Huxleys Babkins]

May has told the committee meeting that she won't stand at the next general election if they vote to keep her. Which all seems fine until I give everyone their weekly reminder that there isn't going to be a general election until June 2022.

THREE AND A HALF MORE YEARS ON THE MAY TRAIN!!! CHOO-CHOO!!!

[Cuellar]

Loud banging is coming from the committee room now. And some cheers. That's a sign it's over.

Reminds me of my wedding night!!!!

I'm not married.

May has told the 22 she won't fight the next election. Ministers crying in the room

HA HA HA HA HA HA FUCK OFF CUNTS

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THREE AND A HALF MORE YEARS ON THE MAY TRAIN!!! CHOO-CHOO!!!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

May has told the committee meeting that she won't stand at the next general election if they vote to keep her. Which all seems fine until I give everyone their weekly reminder that there isn't going to be a general election until June 2022.

THREE AND A HALF MORE YEARS ON THE MAY TRAIN!!! CHOO-CHOO!!!

We already knew that after the election fiasco. The deal with the 1922 committee struck then was that she would own Brexit, deliver it then fuck off.

So her offer is Nothing Has Changed.