Countdown to AreMaygeddon (the s.t.b. ex-PM thread)

[ajsmith2]

Very well timed for the 100th page Theresa. Did she know?

7th of June? So Trump gets her last few days hosting the state visit. Bet he'll be annoyed about that. Would have preferred bagging the first triumphal pow wow with an incoming Boris.

[madhair60]

and that's 3000! CLOSE THE THREAD IMMEDIATELY.

[Thomas]

The gall of opening with a cover version of 'for the many, not the few', and slipping in that hollow anti-austerity tune. Tears at the end - definitely not coming back out for an encore.

[DistressedArea]

Not a bad queen as queens go, RIP your majesty.

[Jockice]

She's leaving on Prince's birthday. This is what it sounds like when cunts cry.

[idunnosomename]

Says I lot that she goes out on "THE COUNTRY I LOVE". because this country is a fucking horrible mire of privilege and inequality. I fucking hate it and I fucking hate her and hope she feels horrible now.

[Sherman Krank]

[Mobius]

Now that she's gone, I've decided she wasn't that bad

[Cuellar]

I'm in love with her

[Danger Man]

Now that she's gone, I've decided she wasn't that bad

You'll be wanting her back when you see what's coming next.

[Danger Man]

I'm in love with her

Now she can do what she was born to do. Play the headmistress in a spanking porno.

[Butchers Blind]

Can't wait to see the regeneration scene.

[Dr Rock]

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[DistressedArea]

Now that she's gone, I've decided she wasn't that bad

She really wasn't. If only all our former rulers could have failed to achieve their goals as conclusively as she did.

[biggytitbo]

Whatever dickhead replaces her, even if they're one of the ones who is meant to be 'good at politics', will quickly show that May's failure to deliver Brexit was nothing to do with the fact she's not very good or personally failed or whatever.


She'll be sat at home with a tub of popcorn loving every minute as they too crash and burn on this subject. No parliamentary arithmetic has changed so there will be no change in outcomes.

[Dr Rock]

She was fucking shit at the Home Office too.

[BritishHobo]

HAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD FUCK OFF

What an absolute wasted spunk of a career. FUCK ALL achieved. Even tyrants have biographers that can represent them as having done great things. What will she have? NOTHING.

[biggytitbo]

HAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD FUCK OFF

What an absolute wasted spunk of a career. FUCK ALL achieved. Even tyrants have biographers that can represent them as having done great things. What will she have? NOTHING.

She has one small advantage in that its absolutely nailed on the next PM will last even less time than her, and achieve even less than she did.

[greencalx]

If it's Boris, then I very much hope so.

[idunnosomename]

MR PETER BONE says Boris Johnson knows all the world leaders already so he'd be a great PM

Yeah but he's shit at his job. you crazy old cunt

[jobotic]

I know doctors lawyers and dentists. Important people.

[Attila]

She was fucking shit at the Home Office too.

Agreed ++++100.

[baptist]

Destined to spend the rest of her friendless life with the Arthur Askey impersonator in a house that buzzes of cat piss.

[biggytitbo]

If it's Boris, then I very much hope so.

I don't know why he'd want it, there is literally no path available to avoid anything other than a short, disastrous tenure.

[Sebastian Cobb]

MR PETER BONE says Boris Johnson knows all the world leaders already so he'd be a great PM

Yeah but he's shit at his job. you crazy old cunt

The world leaders know him for being a colossal bellend.

[biggytitbo]

The world leaders know him for being a colossal bellend.

Most world leaders these days are also colossal bellends, in fairness.

[Alberon]

I don't know why he'd want it, there is literally no path available to avoid anything other than a short, disastrous tenure.

Power for power's sake. He may even have deluded himself that the things scribbled on the back of an envelope are actually workable plans and he can solve Brexit.

That's the big crisis for the Tories. She was only allowed to stick around as long so she could take the blame for the Brexit deal passed THEN fuck off, not leave the job before it was even half done. The arithmetic stays the same. The Tories are just as buggered now she's going as when she was staying.

[biggytitbo]

Presumably Johnson or another brexiter gets in, they resurrect no deal as a tool to pressure the EU into changing the backstop, but parliament undermines them by moving to make no deal impossible, the EU thus know it a completely empty threat and don't move an inch and we end up in October in exactly the same position as now.


This parliament is never voting to leave the EU, so nowt changes.

[jobotic]

Oh shut up.

You're getting nearer to your far-right dream and you know it.

[BlodwynPig]

Absolutely fucked that she did this while i was sleeping. I demand a repeat!
Fuck off you death bag!