Countdown to AreMaygeddon (the s.t.b. ex-PM thread)

[Absorb the anus burn]

Aslan? More Aslob!

[Cuellar]

Anyone else noticed how Boris Johnson's hair styling has changed.  Clownish to Imperial Rome.  I wonder why?

Cos he's a cunt

[BlodwynPig]

Cos he's a cunt

Your future leader is watching you. Be careful.

[Buelligan]

Cos he's a cunt

When you see it, you'll shit brix.



Or is it just a flesh coloured tie?

[BlodwynPig]

Night of the Long Ties

[FredNurke]

He should take a leaf (or several) out of Caesar's book, and wear a laurel wreath to hide his baldnescommemorate his many vict - oh, hang on.

[Cuellar]

He should take a leaf out of Caesar's book and fucking...die in a house

[græskar]

[tag] when you see it, you'll shit brexit[/tag]

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How much of a honeymoon period do you reckon he'd have as a replacement PM before a general election?

I'm hoping he becomes leader and they don't do a general election until he has EU shit on him and he loses all his 'lol boris he's one of the lads and so above politics lololol' shine.

[Alberon]

Trump-style tie there, but he does look like he's cutting back on the buffoon image now he knows May is near her end (win or lose she's toast).

He's wasting his time though. The Tory membership would vote for him, but the MPs would never allow his name to go forward to them.

[biggytitbo]

Johnson has too many enemies in the party to win a leadership contest. It'll be someone bland who hasn't upset too many people, like John Major.

[jobotic]

Night of the Long Ties

Very good

[Cuellar]

Johnson has too many enemies in the party to win a leadership contest. It'll be someone bland who hasn't upset too many people, like John Major.

I think he's had his go, to be honest.

[Cuellar]

IT'LL BE JEREMY HUNT CALLING IT NOW

[BlodwynPig]

IT'LL BE JEREMY HUNT CALLING IT NOW

The biggest laugh. A laugh heard across the ages. A cataclysmic snigger.

[katzenjammer]

LEAKED: Footage From Inside No. 10 Downing Street!

[BlodwynPig]

LEAKED: Footage From Inside No. 10 Downing Street!

Good, until I saw it was a Centrist campaign video.

[biggytitbo]

Good, until I saw it was a Centrist campaign video.

Exactly, who is that meant to convince? They couldnt be more smug and tone deaf, and will probably deliver another leave vote if they continue to be front and centre in a second referendum. I can see a montage now of Gary Lineker, James cordon and Tony Robinson urging us to remain.

[finnquark]

Johnny Mercer, who I have never heard utter a single political thought in his time as an MP, is on Westminster Hour here talking some awful shite. Apparently Mrs May is feeling bullish, according to someone else. Where do they find these people? Sorry to add another edit, but someone has just claimed the public want her to hang around after a 100+ vote defeat, in contrast to Cameron heading off after the referendum. Mad.

[pancreas]

Conservative Party members, darling. Every one of them. Imagine joining the Conservative Party. Does that make it easier?

[BlodwynPig]

Johnny Mercer, who I have never heard utter a single political thought in his time as an MP, is on Westminster Hour here talking some awful shite. Apparently Mrs May is feeling bullish, according to someone else. Where do they find these people? Sorry to add another edit, but someone has just claimed the public want her to hang around after a 100+ vote defeat, in contrast to Cameron heading off after the referendum. Mad.

Patriotic rabid Conservatives positive-trigger words 101 "bullish".

[BlodwynPig]

almost an anagram of shitbull.

[finnquark]

Not sure what the difference between Mercer/the other man and Labour voices rabbiting on about a General Election is. Similar levels of irreality.

[Alberon]

They've spent the last week begging May to change course. She's ignored them and is heading at warp factor five at the cliff face so all that is left is to show loyalty.

Tory voters like that sort of thing. It doesn't matter they'll all be lining up to get her to resign come wednesday morning, but for now she has their 'support'.

[ajsmith2]

the public want her to hang

Dunno, I can see a majority getting behind this.

[Dr Trouser]

So the ECJ has said she can now revoke Art 50 if she wants. This is excellent as she now has so many ways of of conspiring her own downfall. Which one will she choose? It's getting really exciting now!

Let's not lose sight of the fact this is all about the end of Theresa May. Yes there are other implications (which could ruin our lives for years to come) but come on, it's the end of a Prime Minister, which is always great fun!

[Howj Begg]

Are50Maygedden

[jobotic]

That's some quality contenders

[Gove] said that it was "extremely unlikely" that he would stand for the Conservative party leadership. But he refused to rule it out. Yesterday Boris Johnson, Esther McVey and Dominic Raab all signalled that they were interested in standing too in TV interviews.

[Alberon]

Probably nothing but I saw on the Guardian's live feed that one of the Daily Hate Mail's reporters says there will be an 'emergency conference call' between ministers and the PM at 11ish.

The ECJ's ruling would have surprised no one so what has sparked that?

Has May finally buckled?

[Paul Calf]

Cool. So the Tories perpetuate their pissing contest while the country is dragged towards the cliff edge. Fucking spanners.