Farts from history

[Fambo Number Mive]

Name: Gerald Ford
Date: 01/08/1976
Location: Oval Office
Type: Silent but smelly
Sound: None
Smell: Like a rotting pork pie being mixed with wee
Other comments:Made Alexander Haig gag
Duration: 4 seconds
Effect: Little, aside from on Haig, who got drunk that night and passed out on the floor.

[Glebe]

Name: Tom Brokaw
Date: 22/05/1981
Location: NBC Studios, Manhattan, New York City
Type: Loud 'n' proud, yet thankfully scentless
Sound: BLART!
Smell: None
Other comments: Made a cameraman jump out of his skin
Duration: 1 second (approx)
Effect: Brief laughter, forgotten about by day's end

[Gregory Torso]

Apparently, Sino-Soviet relations broke down completely one afternoon in 1958 when Mao Zedong farted in Nikita Khrushchev's face for a full 45 seconds before diving into a heated chamomile pool and shouting "catch me if you can, you big russian manatee!"

[Hey, Punk!]

Name: Mary Trump
Date: 14/06/1946
Location: Queens, New York City
Type: Slow building, but devestating rumble.
Sound: FLPFLPFLPFLPFLPFLP
Smell: Hairspray sprayed on a dung fueled fire.
Other comments: It is still to be determined if it was a fart or a poo, in all honesty.
Duration: 72 years (ongoing)
Effect: TBD

[popcorn]

Did you know that television static is actually the result of background radiation from the biggest fart in the universe 13.7 billion years ago.

Phew! What a pong!

[Replies From View]

Name: Elxinsin Ikelita
Date: 64 BC
Location: The Darting Eves
Type: Entrenchment, hawtnin'dour
Sound: Sheila
Smell: Hidden barrel/barrow* around the back of the churchyard.
Other comments: A great deal of sleep and charging forwards ("homing").
Duration: Unrecorded
Effect: Standard


* it could be translated both ways