Going to flounce

[Captain Z]

And tell me where the stone is.

I have left you 47p under a stone, it's in the park near a tree. Can't miss it.

[St_Eddie]

I have left you 47p under a stone, it's in the park near a tree. Can't miss it.

Indeed, it's the tree with a wire snare anchored to one of its branches.  The one with Captain Z periodically peering out from behind its trunk, poisoned dart primed blowpipe in hand.  I can see it from my flanking position in the opposite bush, through my sniper rifle's scope.

We'll shout hotter and colder to help guide you, popcorn.  Just think of what you could do with 47 whole pence!

*adjusts sights*

[popcorn]

It is not too late for an apology.

[selectivememory]

He's not coming back, is he? :(

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I 'ope not !

( said this in the style of Mick Jagger on that " The Rutles" programme, in recognition of this being a comedy forum .)

[pancreas]

I for one am glad he's gone.

[BlodwynPig]

Good riddance to bad corn

[pancreas]

Well, I've had a long life, and I've had a varied life, and I've had just about enough of it, really - all this bloody corn.   Bloody, bloody corn.

[Delete Delete Delete]

Shitting Bloody Corn Pellets into the Toilet bowl.

[BlodwynPig]

Pop goes another bloody corn pellet

[pancreas]

Some people talk about the Rwandan genocide. I want to talk about bad corn.

[BlodwynPig]

Hope popcorn is ok...

what am I thinking! bad corn gonna be choppes.

[pancreas]

Corne gonna be torne