The money shot: beautiful skin via liquified babies' foreskins?

[Paul Calf]

https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/26/kate-beckinsale-glows-after-undergoing-liquefied-foreskin-facial-8178329/

A new trend in celebrity vanity: covering your face in liquified foreskins cloned from babies in developing countries.

She said: 'It's this way in which one forces through microneedling... it pushes through the skin and ruptures the collagen and it boosts it. You look like a burns victim for about a day.' Ellen then prompted her to explain what the serum contained, with Sandra saying: 'Well, you push in whatever the facialist would like to insert into your pores. It is an extraction from a piece of skin that came from a young person far far away...' Sandra Bullock has also had the treatment (Picture: Getty Images) But it was Ellen who announced what was in the serum: 'It's foreskin from a Korean baby.'

This is not a prank. Apparently.

[MuteBanana]

Its working for Kate Beckinsale so must be something to it.

Tried finding Shooting Fish the other night. First thing I ever saw her in.

[biggytitbo]

She doesnt look any better, its just different lighting.


Doesn't Kevin Spacey like infant foreskin on his face aswell?

[Chollis]

Is South Korea a developing country?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Is South Korea a developing country?

I need to know the answer to as I will only have homologated foreskin injected into my face if the foreskin originated from a Shite Hole.

[Lemming]

To think I've pissed away money on concealer for my eyebags when I could have just rubbed baby cocks shoved through a Nutribullet on my face.

Do we fully understand what stem cells will do yet? What if you grow a South Korean baby's knob out of your face after a few applications?

[Paul Calf]

Is South Korea a developing country?

No, it isn't. Apologies for the error.

[Konki]

To think I've pissed away money on concealer for my eyebags when I could have just rubbed baby cocks shoved through a Nutribullet on my face.

Do we fully understand what stem cells will do yet? What if you grow a South Korean baby's knob out of your face after a few applications?

Bonus.

[Sorry Monkeys]

Humans have mutated into a parasitical species that will consume anything; every resource, every waste product and even our own selves in a narcissistic quest for prestige and power.

er... penis joke!

[Twed]

I'd love to liquify a whole baby. Perfect crime too, there's no evidence. "That's just some juice mate, not a baby. Sounds a bit mad of you to be honest".

[Replies From View]

It's no better or worse than eating chickens' feet.

[The Bumlord]

I hereby offer to rub my foreskin on Kate Beckinsale. I'll even do it for free.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I hereby offer to rub my foreskin on Kate Beckinsale. I'll even do it for free.

You're not a baby, mate. That's exactly what Kate Beckinsale 'll say to you, so I'm only trying to let you down gently . You could try responding with " but, You're a babe, missus '", and yer woman might have a birrova coquettish giggle( assuming she wasn't reading CAB a couple of weeks ago, and notices You've cribbed that line from one of my similar posts ), and say " Oh, go on then. ". More than likely she'll tell you to fuck off in no uncertain terms, however.

What I'm trying to say is that It's highly unlikely that your foreskin is going anywhere near Kate Beckinsale. I'm sorry.

[The Bumlord]

It could be mistake for a baby's foreskin tbf