Criminals, all the flavours...plain

[BlodwynPig]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46371201

'Seems' absurd.

McDonagh's legal representation asked for leniency from the court, explaining that she was recently married and several months pregnant, and had entered a guilty plea.
The judge, however, decided to impose a four-month prison sentence with two months suspended, noting that the accused had deliberately opened the product when asked to leave by security.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

"Smart alec behaviour"

Great judging there, all the qualities of a top, top judge for me Gary

[BlodwynPig]

"Smart alec behaviour"

Great judging there, all the qualities of a top, top judge for me Gary

Sometimes these judges come across as anachronistic smug dickheads, don't they.

"Playing the giddy goat - 10 years"

"Mischief maker - Life with no parole"

"Corporate manslaughter - a company has the same rights as an individual, not guilty. But the tramp who was killed by the falling corporate window is sentenced to Life for being a worthless beggar"