Author Topic: Look at this fucking massive cow  (Read 2310 times)

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #30 on: November 28, 2018, 08:42:59 PM »
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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #31 on: November 28, 2018, 08:45:55 PM »
cyriak's follow up to 'cows&cows&cows' a confusing disappointment agree YouTube viewers

Ha, I did think of that too.

Also, those weird clickbait thumbnails with headings like 'You'll Never Believe These 10 Animals Really Exist... Number 7 is TERRIFYING'

Gregory Torso

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #32 on: November 28, 2018, 08:48:18 PM »
Just saw this on the news, wasn't really paying attention, I was eating spaghetti, some Australian farmers called it Tits or something. Hooray for the big cow that will never die.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #33 on: November 28, 2018, 08:49:54 PM »

Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #34 on: November 28, 2018, 08:51:00 PM »
They should auction the cow to the highest/hungriest bidder and donate the money to charity, and then televise the cooking and eating of it. Get some celebrity chefs involved. I think it would really bring people together.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #35 on: November 28, 2018, 08:51:59 PM »
If we make all cows this big, we'll need less of them for food, so suffering will be reduced. Not even the vegans can complain about that.

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« Reply #36 on: November 28, 2018, 08:55:22 PM »
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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #37 on: November 28, 2018, 09:10:34 PM »
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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #38 on: November 28, 2018, 09:13:32 PM »
They should auction the cow to the highest/hungriest bidder and donate the money to charity, and then televise the cooking and eating of it. Get some celebrity chefs involved. I think it would really bring people together.
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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #39 on: November 28, 2018, 09:17:39 PM »
I reckon it's just holding a big methany cow-fart in and therefore has inflated itself.


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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #40 on: November 28, 2018, 09:25:47 PM »
I reckon it's just holding a big methany cow-fart in and therefore has inflated itself.

Nobody smoke.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #41 on: November 28, 2018, 10:22:25 PM »
The other cows will now simply get bigger in order to avoid the abattoir.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #42 on: November 28, 2018, 10:23:35 PM »
Came into this thread expecting a big fuck off cow and it absolutely delivered cheers.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #43 on: November 28, 2018, 10:46:19 PM »
I get no sense of scale from that picture. They could have parked a massey or an international next to it or lobbed a banana on it for scale? Ridiculous

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #44 on: November 28, 2018, 10:47:30 PM »
I just had another look and Christ, it's massive. Undoubtedly, it's a really big cow. I urge anyone who hasn't done so to take another look. At the cow. It's huge.

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #45 on: November 28, 2018, 10:51:16 PM »
COMPARED TO WHAT THO?! THOSE COWS OF UNDETERMINED AGE AND SIZE?

NO WONDER YOU CUNTS ALL VOTED FOR BREXIT - YOU'D PROBABLY CHASE THE DOT FROM A LAZER PEN

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #46 on: November 28, 2018, 10:52:26 PM »
Fuck this forum, really.

Badmin, delete my account now thanks. This is my flounce

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #47 on: November 28, 2018, 11:00:06 PM »
I get no sense of scale from that picture. They could have parked a massey or an international next to it or lobbed a banana on it for scale? Ridiculous


They should have pictured it next to a snooker table.

PlanktonSideburns

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« Reply #48 on: November 28, 2018, 11:03:22 PM »

They should have pictured it next to a snooker table.

As long as they specified what size

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« Reply #49 on: November 28, 2018, 11:42:48 PM »
Jazz cow (Pat Methaney)

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #51 on: November 29, 2018, 12:08:17 AM »
Fuck this forum, really.

Badmin, delete my account now thanks. This is my flounce

What's your beef with this thread?

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #52 on: November 29, 2018, 12:09:18 AM »
That is a fuckoff big cow. Thankee.

My contribution of cow amazingness is cows with cannulas:




Johnny Yesno

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #53 on: November 29, 2018, 12:09:46 AM »
Wait so 'bullock' doesn't just mean 'man cow'?

Christ I'm 32 and I don't know the basics. It was only 4 years ago I found out goats weren't just male sheep.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #54 on: November 29, 2018, 12:23:59 AM »
It's a normal sized 7-year-old large breed of cow, surrounded by normal sized 1-year-olds of a small breed. Nothing to see here.

Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #55 on: November 29, 2018, 12:24:52 AM »
Its a bison

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #56 on: November 29, 2018, 12:50:08 AM »
Its a bison

  Five farsand square miles of it.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #57 on: November 29, 2018, 01:24:09 AM »
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Seriously though, is that real? I cannae fuckin believe it man.

Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #58 on: November 29, 2018, 08:14:52 AM »
Sebastian, meet Tomasz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fODSl7NEsSk

Lol, is that the weatherman who got caught flipping the bird?

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #59 on: November 29, 2018, 08:42:53 AM »
That is a fuckoff big cow. Thankee.

My contribution of cow amazingness is cows with cannulas:






Why is she so happy?