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Look at this fucking massive cow

Started by Phil_A, November 28, 2018, 06:49:36 PM

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Pingers

[tag] Pauline Hanson's 10 year reign over [/tag]

flotemysost

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on November 28, 2018, 07:56:17 PM
cyriak's follow up to 'cows&cows&cows' a confusing disappointment agree YouTube viewers

Ha, I did think of that too.

Also, those weird clickbait thumbnails with headings like 'You'll Never Believe These 10 Animals Really Exist... Number 7 is TERRIFYING'

Gregory Torso

Just saw this on the news, wasn't really paying attention, I was eating spaghetti, some Australian farmers called it Tits or something. Hooray for the big cow that will never die.


Thursday

They should auction the cow to the highest/hungriest bidder and donate the money to charity, and then televise the cooking and eating of it. Get some celebrity chefs involved. I think it would really bring people together.

MojoJojo

If we make all cows this big, we'll need less of them for food, so suffering will be reduced. Not even the vegans can complain about that.


Paul Calf


Urinal Cake

Quote from: Thursday on November 28, 2018, 08:51:00 PM
They should auction the cow to the highest/hungriest bidder and donate the money to charity, and then televise the cooking and eating of it. Get some celebrity chefs involved. I think it would really bring people together.
Celebrity hunt with Americans.

TrenterPercenter

I reckon it's just holding a big methany cow-fart in and therefore has inflated itself.


Shit Good Nose

Quote from: TrenterPercenter on November 28, 2018, 09:17:39 PM
I reckon it's just holding a big methany cow-fart in and therefore has inflated itself.

Nobody smoke.

Jazz cow (Pat Methaney)

Never mind.

Bazooka

The other cows will now simply get bigger in order to avoid the abattoir.

Beagle 2

Came into this thread expecting a big fuck off cow and it absolutely delivered cheers.

PlanktonSideburns

I get no sense of scale from that picture. They could have parked a massey or an international next to it or lobbed a banana on it for scale? Ridiculous

Uncle TechTip

I just had another look and Christ, it's massive. Undoubtedly, it's a really big cow. I urge anyone who hasn't done so to take another look. At the cow. It's huge.

PlanktonSideburns

COMPARED TO WHAT THO?! THOSE COWS OF UNDETERMINED AGE AND SIZE?

NO WONDER YOU CUNTS ALL VOTED FOR BREXIT - YOU'D PROBABLY CHASE THE DOT FROM A LAZER PEN

PlanktonSideburns

Fuck this forum, really.

Badmin, delete my account now thanks. This is my flounce

biggytitbo

Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on November 28, 2018, 10:46:19 PM
I get no sense of scale from that picture. They could have parked a massey or an international next to it or lobbed a banana on it for scale? Ridiculous


They should have pictured it next to a snooker table.

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: biggytitbo on November 28, 2018, 11:00:06 PM

They should have pictured it next to a snooker table.

As long as they specified what size

Bennett Brauer



pancreas

Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on November 28, 2018, 10:52:26 PM
Fuck this forum, really.

Badmin, delete my account now thanks. This is my flounce

What's your beef with this thread?

Howj Begg

That is a fuckoff big cow. Thankee.

My contribution of cow amazingness is cows with cannulas:




Johnny Yesno

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on November 28, 2018, 08:31:57 PM
Wait so 'bullock' doesn't just mean 'man cow'?

Christ I'm 32 and I don't know the basics. It was only 4 years ago I found out goats weren't just male sheep.

Sebastian, meet Tomasz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fODSl7NEsSk

olliebean

It's a normal sized 7-year-old large breed of cow, surrounded by normal sized 1-year-olds of a small breed. Nothing to see here.



Glebe

[tag]The night I left Weight Watchers.[/tag]

Seriously though, is that real? I cannae fuckin believe it man.


biggytitbo

Quote from: Howj Begg on November 29, 2018, 12:09:18 AM
That is a fuckoff big cow. Thankee.

My contribution of cow amazingness is cows with cannulas:






Why is she so happy?