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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #60 on: November 29, 2018, 08:45:20 AM »
This is about the sixth time I've come on this thread, to look at the picture. That cow really *is* fucking massive.

Those two other pictures what biggytitbo re-showed are just plain disturbing, however.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #61 on: November 29, 2018, 08:46:25 AM »

Why is she so happy?

It’s filled with sweets.

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« Reply #62 on: November 29, 2018, 08:47:27 AM »
It’s filled with sweets.

Or money. It could be a....No, I can't do it.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #63 on: November 29, 2018, 09:35:11 AM »
Lol, is that the weatherman who got caught flipping the bird?

Yes, yes it is.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #64 on: November 29, 2018, 10:25:54 AM »
Fucking massive that.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #65 on: November 29, 2018, 10:37:24 AM »
I get no sense of scale from that picture. They could have parked a massey or an international next to it or lobbed a banana on it for scale? Ridiculous

Here's the cow compared to Michael Jordan:


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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #66 on: November 29, 2018, 10:38:46 AM »
We're clearly only a few steps away from spherical cows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgnuxd0tiHk

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« Reply #67 on: November 29, 2018, 11:11:26 AM »

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« Reply #68 on: November 29, 2018, 01:31:52 PM »

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #69 on: November 29, 2018, 02:10:58 PM »

Why is she so happy?

Because she doesn’t have to stick her arm up the cow’s arse?

Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #70 on: November 29, 2018, 05:00:34 PM »


I present to you the Super Cow of Belgium.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #71 on: November 29, 2018, 05:16:45 PM »
Why is she so happy?

Because she has located the blockage that is stopping the entire universe from being sucked in.

Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #72 on: November 29, 2018, 05:34:42 PM »
This cow story and the not-dead Irish footballer are easily the best of the last week. Problem is I haven't seen a video of this cow yet. I'd be absolutely devastated if it turned out to be a hoax cow.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #73 on: November 29, 2018, 06:05:29 PM »
They should ship the cow off to India. The Hindus would love it, they could declare it a God. They'd have a living, breathing, farting, shitting God, right there. Huge crowds would come from far and wide to touch it and be blessed by it. And they could fill it with sweets. Those nice ones they have, made with condensed milk. Made from its own holy milk, the condensed milk of a Living God.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #74 on: November 29, 2018, 06:13:47 PM »
[Alan Partridge voice]"Why am I so big?"[/Alan Partridge voice]



[Lynn voice]"Fat cow"[/Lynn voice]

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #76 on: November 30, 2018, 01:20:47 AM »
Wait so 'bullock' doesn't just mean 'man cow'?

Christ I'm 32 and I don't know the basics. It was only 4 years ago I found out goats weren't just male sheep.

See, after WILTY and Tomasz Schafernaker's admittance to having only recently found out, in his thirties, that lambs are baby sheep, I can't help but give  anyone otherwise reasonably intelligent the benefit of the doubt that, yes, in some ways, quite retarded.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #77 on: November 30, 2018, 08:16:36 AM »

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #78 on: November 30, 2018, 08:30:55 AM »
For everyone getting bored of MASSIVE COWS now, here's the world smallest cow, which is better -



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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #79 on: November 30, 2018, 05:06:49 PM »


Can we take a second to talk about this giant chicken?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLzBXCXfbcg

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #80 on: November 30, 2018, 05:43:21 PM »

Can we take a second to talk about this giant chicken?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLzBXCXfbcg

That's clearly just a man in a crap costume though.

Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #81 on: November 30, 2018, 07:23:15 PM »
the cow called Knickers:



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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #82 on: November 30, 2018, 07:28:10 PM »
Has there ever been a cow where looking at it more closely causes it to resemble a complete different animal altogether?

Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #83 on: November 30, 2018, 07:47:20 PM »
Given that the cow is escaping slaughter by being so fucking massive, I think I see this more as an evolutionary step. Observe the first of our future masters, the ones who will be leading us to the abattoir.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #84 on: November 30, 2018, 07:57:55 PM »
Some cows look like spiders if you view them from a special angle.

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« Reply #85 on: November 30, 2018, 07:58:31 PM »
Given that the cow is escaping slaughter by being so fucking massive, I think I see this more as an evolutionary step. Observe the first of our future masters, the ones who will be leading us to the abattoir.

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« Reply #86 on: November 30, 2018, 08:06:17 PM »
Some cows look like spiders if you view them from a special angle.

An angle that raises more questions than it answers.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #87 on: November 30, 2018, 08:08:25 PM »
It's a very special angle.

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« Reply #88 on: December 02, 2018, 03:04:23 PM »
Given that the cow is escaping slaughter by being so fucking massive, I think I see this more as an evolutionary step. Observe the first of our future masters, the ones who will be leading us to the abattoir.

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Damn them them all to hell.


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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #89 on: December 02, 2018, 03:40:05 PM »
I'm not really a fan of Tim Burton's new stuff.