Author Topic: Look at this fucking massive cow  (Read 2308 times)

St_Eddie

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #90 on: December 04, 2018, 04:44:29 PM »


Good to see that the bovine reincarnation of André the Giant has been spared being turned into a several hundred Happy Meals.



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That is a fuckoff big cow. Thankee.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #91 on: December 04, 2018, 04:59:08 PM »
What *is* going on in those disgusting pictures of people with their arms in the side of cows? It's setting off some sort of previously unrealised phobia.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #92 on: December 04, 2018, 05:10:17 PM »
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St_Eddie

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #93 on: December 04, 2018, 05:50:00 PM »


Evolution's response to thousands of years of cow tipping, there.

Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #94 on: December 04, 2018, 09:50:35 PM »
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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #95 on: December 04, 2018, 10:37:35 PM »
For everyone getting bored of MASSIVE COWS now, here's the world smallest cow, which is better -




Thats just a very large richard branson (who’s let himself go).

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #96 on: December 04, 2018, 11:22:06 PM »
When I was a child there was never any differentiation between mammals.  You wouldn't ever describe a "massive cow", for example, as there was no such thing.  It was simply a mammal, and against other members of its own species it didn't matter if it was bigger or smaller, as it could always find a similar sized member of a different mammal.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #97 on: December 04, 2018, 11:50:38 PM »


Can we take a second to talk about this giant chicken?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLzBXCXfbcg

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St_Eddie

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #98 on: December 05, 2018, 12:05:47 AM »


I'm very confused.  It's behind the small cows but it's bigger, so is it near or far away?

Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #99 on: December 05, 2018, 12:37:31 AM »
Putting a big or small thing next to something that is a young version of itself or not the same breed is a daft thing to do as no-one can take it seriously.

Why not stick it in front of an internationally recognised system of measurement like a double decker bus, a Mini, Wales or a T-Rex? Use a human hair for those things towards the smaller end of the scale.

Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #100 on: December 05, 2018, 12:41:34 AM »
would have preferred for people to find a big frog. until then: no dice. i will not suckle the big cow like the rest of you sickos

Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #101 on: December 05, 2018, 12:44:19 AM »
What *is* going on in those disgusting pictures of people with their arms in the side of cows? It's setting off some sort of previously unrealised phobia.

It's worse than that. Unless I've read it wrong, the cows are used for research into their digestive systems. Not keen on it myself.

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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #102 on: December 05, 2018, 01:38:47 AM »
...i will not suckle the big cow like the rest of you sickos

You will suckle.  You'll suckle and you'll bloody well like it, young man.  The good Lord didn't see fit to provide us with this massive cow for you not to suckle upon its teats.  Now off to bed with you and we'll hear no more about it.

Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #103 on: December 05, 2018, 07:33:01 AM »
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Re: Look at this fucking massive cow
« Reply #104 on: December 05, 2018, 07:35:56 AM »
I'd like to see one of those cattle mutilating alien ponces faces if he encountered this big bastard in a field one night.