The Bedfordshire PIss Ponce

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Now operating in 91% of Bedfordshire*


*exc. Ampthill


Seen or heard of The Bedfordshire Piss Ponce?

[pancreas]

Yes, I heard that people had had problems with him, but found the service quite good, actually. We had bottles of piss on our doorstep every week without fail and it stayed fresh until the next delivery. Sometimes he'd do you a deal for a selection of specialist pisses, e.g. bloodied or diabetic. I wouldn't want that all the time but on the odd occasion it made a nice change from having normal piss with your Weetabix.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

How did his ponceness manifest itself?

[pancreas]

How did his ponceness manifest itself?

Singing Whitney Houston songs out of the loudspeaker attached to his piss-float. Plus the bow-ties.

[pancreas]

'I Will Always Piss You'
'I Wanna Piss With Somebody'
'I Have Nothing (but piss)'
'Saving All My Piss For You'

All totally over the top.

[:(]

Anyone heard owt about the Bicester Walrus recently?

[Glebe]

How did this turn out?

I'd be interested to know.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

How did his ponceness manifest itself?

Incidentally if you encounter The Bedfordshire Piss Ponce he insists you call him Your Ponceness

[Cuellar]

Anyone heard owt about the Bicester Walrus recently?

Yes but I'm not tellin

[hamfist]

am I being naive to believe that ,,BP" fuel is actually Bedfordshire Piss ?

[masterofreality]

Yes, I heard that people had had problems with him, but found the service quite good, actually. We had bottles of piss on our doorstep every week without fail and it stayed fresh until the next delivery. Sometimes he'd do you a deal for a selection of specialist pisses, e.g. bloodied or diabetic. I wouldn't want that all the time but on the odd occasion it made a nice change from having normal piss with your Weetabix.

Aye, those were the days. Waking up in the dark on winter school mornings to the chink of glass bottles on the doorstep and the whirr of the electric whizz float. Trying to be on our best behaviour all week in the hope that Mum might treat us to a bottle of strawberry piss, or Colona fizzy plop on family allowance day. The cheesy tang of sun warmed piss on Coco Pops after a summer holiday lie in...

All got ruined for us when the local blue tits worked out how to peck through the foil caps to drink the froth off the top. Supermarket piss was never quite the same, but at least it was properly sealed.