What kinds of gobshite am I, what kinds there are there in general?

[George White]

A phrase my dad keeps asking, so let's find out, shall we?

- The enthusiastic gobshite (probably me)
- The posh gobshite
- The dirty old gobshite

[Misspent Boners]

To me you'll always be

-The sad gobshite with golden voice

:)

[Sony Walkman Prophecies]

You might be an Ordinary Shite. The kind of guy who has a current account, thinks about buying a pet but doesn't, bad at remembering birthdays, effusive at the prospect of 'dress down Fridays'

You're almost certainly an O.S.

[checkoutgirl]

You might be an Ordinary Shite. The kind of guy who has a current account, thinks about buying a pet but doesn't, bad at remembering birthdays, effusive at the prospect of 'dress down Fridays'

You're almost certainly an O.S.

Ordinary Shite does buy a pet. A dog. In a city. One bedroom apartment. Makes sure the footpaths have their full complement of dog turds by taking the dog for his daily walk. When his pet dies he buys another, otherwise the footpaths might eventually be clear of canine shite and we can't have that.

Ordinary Shite.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Wankers and cunts is always how I split it in my head

Wankers producing malicious effects through immaturity, incompotence or misguided attempts at making an impression

Cunts being ones who's malice goes exactly where it's intended, bullseye, no fussing about

Been a lifelong wanker, becoming more and more of a cunt these days