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George Bush 1 dead
« on: December 01, 2018, 06:55:08 AM »
Just saw it on all the reliable MSM fake news sources I subscribe to, NBC etc. Sorry, can’t link on phone.

Re: George Bush 1 dead
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2018, 06:57:34 AM »
Always seemed like a smashing fella. RIP my mate. I wish him an equally long and glorious afterlife.

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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2018, 07:03:13 AM »
Can of worms opening? 

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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2018, 07:04:28 AM »


He didn’t look well at the reformation announcement for his boyband last year.

RIP George (aka ‘Jiggy Grandpa’)

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Re: George Bush 1 dead
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2018, 07:16:41 AM »
His greatest achievement was vomiting in the lap of the Japanese Prime Minister.

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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2018, 07:30:06 AM »
His greatest achievement was vomiting in the lap of the Japanese Prime Minister.

Ashamed to say I didn’t know about this until now. Now that’s a real president. Trump wishes he was alpha enough to make a move like that.

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Re: George Bush 1 dead
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2018, 07:37:42 AM »


He didn’t look well at the reformation announcement for his boyband last year.

RIP George (aka ‘Jiggy Grandpa’)

Is Clinton morphing into Corbyn?

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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2018, 07:44:22 AM »
His greatest achievement were his children. Dubya. Jeb! RIP.
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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2018, 07:57:08 AM »
Oh what?! Well gutted.


Has Trump said that he was a great lad but not as great as Trump yet?

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Re: George Bush 1 dead
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2018, 08:15:17 AM »
George Bush, 1 Down.  (4 letters)

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Re: George Bush 1 dead
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2018, 08:24:30 AM »
RIP George, one of the better war criminal sex pests imo.

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Re: George Bush 1 dead
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2018, 08:33:26 AM »
Quote
After the warship USS Vincennes shot down an Iranian  commercial airliner, killing 290 civilians on July 3, 1988

"I will never apologize for the United States — I don't care what the facts are.... I'm not an apologize-for-America kind of guy."

Class act George.

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Re: George Bush 1 dead
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2018, 08:46:16 AM »
Despite all those pesky war crimes, cuddly George gets a good write up in today's guardian. Or maybe because of them?

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Re: George Bush 1 dead
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2018, 08:58:12 AM »
The BBC asking this morning whether George wasnt 'nasty enough'. The man who ordered the slaughter of retreating iraqi forces after a ceasefire not nasty enough for them?


Theyre weirdly portraying him as some kind of saint.

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« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2018, 08:59:01 AM »
BBC radio are full how lovely he was.

By contrast The Telegraph, Times and Sky News are going with WAR CRIMINAL SEX PEST

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« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2018, 09:00:47 AM »
I will always associate him (as VP, then president, and then later Clinton) with completely disrupting the campus at UVa whenever Reagan, Bush I, or Clinton wanted to hold a talk/meet some furrinner at a pretty location -- the main campus was the go-to spot.

They usually picked the worst time of the semester to do so (in the middle of final exams, for example) which meant the place was crawling with badly disguised Secret Service, buildings off limits, routes to exam buildings shut. At any time they might decide to throw themselves on some hapless student who accidently walked past an 'off limits' area -- one of my fellow post-grads got nabbed that way on the way to a final, thrown to the ground, and hauled off for questioning.

Pain in the arse.

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Re: George Bush 1 dead
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2018, 09:09:26 AM »
No mention of incubater babies, Iran contra, Panama or his dad's nazi war profiteering yet.

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Re: George Bush 1 dead
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2018, 09:20:13 AM »
As the heir to the Bush family empire, the first civilian director of the CIA, and lover of broccoli - he truly was the people's President.

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« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2018, 09:24:34 AM »
This will not stand. This aggression will not stand.

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« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2018, 09:43:49 AM »
Great performance by him in the ‘Two Bad Neighbors’ episode of The Simpsons.

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« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2018, 10:01:25 AM »


Savage impression by Robin Williams there.

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« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2018, 11:36:47 AM »
How many days does Carter have to live to break the oldest president record?

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« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2018, 12:00:24 PM »
Didn't get to open his advent calendar.

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Re: George Bush 1 dead
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2018, 12:05:50 PM »
George can't remember where he was when he opened the 22nd on his advent calendar.

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« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2018, 12:14:13 PM »
Definitely thought he died years ago, well Mandela.

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« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2018, 12:16:00 PM »
This calls for a Rory Bremner impersonation.

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« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2018, 12:16:28 PM »
George can't remember where he was when he opened the 22nd on his advent calendar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do7UwHckqxo

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Re: George Bush 1 dead
« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2018, 12:37:49 PM »
For all the talk of Trump's conduct, remember that time Bush pardoned all the key people responsible, and thus effectively himself, for the vast criminal conspiracy that was Iran Contra?

Bush - a massive corrupt war criminal, but he was a gent about it, so it's OK.

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Re: George Bush 1 dead
« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2018, 12:58:01 PM »
My condolences to George II, Jeb and Kate on this sad day.

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Re: George Bush 1 dead
« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2018, 01:08:36 PM »
Definitely thought he died years ago, well Mandela.

Mrs SMBH just said the same thing. Are you two in cahoots?