The Onania Club

[Head Gardener]

this is probably gonna wind a lot of folks up, but I doubt it will cum to Cineworld (arf)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeW549LzGeU

[Cuellar]

Looks well good.

[Blumf]

A 21^st century answer to Society (1989)?

[Shit Good Nose]

A 21^st century answer to Society (1989)?

Not that I think Society is all that, but unlikely given who has directed it.  It will just be "shocking" images and subject matter framed by an abysmal and utterly dull film which could otherwise only be praised for its production design.

[BlodwynPig]

LULZ!

[BritishHobo]

If this is the same trailer as the one where they're all wanking to 9/11 footage, I was delighted to see that the general internet reaction wasn't 'oh my god, how appalling' but more 'what a tediously try-hard idea'. I love the Centipede films, but they're absolute fucking gash, and Tom Six seems like the most boring edgy internet prick imaginable. This also looks infinitely cheaper, proper amateur low-budget shit. Maybe that's the point, and he wants it to feel like a porno shot in some bloke's mansion, but it looks awful. The Human Centipede films at least had the decency to try and look visually interesting.

[Shit Good Nose]

If this is the same trailer as the one where they're all wanking to 9/11 footage, I was delighted to see that the general internet reaction wasn't 'oh my god, how appalling' but more 'what a tediously try-hard idea'. I love the Centipede films, but they're absolute fucking gash, and Tom Six seems like the most boring edgy internet prick imaginable. This also looks infinitely cheaper, proper amateur low-budget shit. Maybe that's the point, and he wants it to feel like a porno shot in some bloke's mansion, but it looks awful. The Human Centipede films at least had the decency to try and look visually interesting.

The interviews he's been giving about the new one...man alive.  He's either cleverly-stupidly but intentionally hoodwinking everyone and no one's realised, or he really is just a completely ignorant egomaniac that would make Uwe Boll feel embarrassed.

[BlodwynPig]

The interviews he's been giving about the new one...man alive.  He's either cleverly-stupidly but intentionally hoodwinking everyone and no one's realised, or he really is just a completely ignorant egomaniac that would make Uwe Boll feel embarrassed.

He's also trying to usurp my new flick - "The Wanker" featuring Rutger Hauer (in his final role), Jen, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus (in her final role).

[Head Gardener]

seems The Guardian were complaining about this over the summer holidays

https://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/2018/jul/17/the-onania-club-trailer-tom-six


mmmm, witless

[Bad Ambassador]

He dresses like a plantation owner in a Blacksploitation film, and I hope he comes to a similar end.

[St_Eddie]

I maintain that the first Human Centipede film is decent and far better than its premise would suggest (not that its amazing or anything; it's just not a complete gore fest and utterly devoid of merit, like most people assume).  It's a reasonably interesting slice of B-movie horror.  The Onania Club on the other hand, looks like grade A garbage; pure desperate-to-be-noticed edgelord bollocks, which is why I'll be first in line to download a dodgy copy off the Internet.  What else am I going to do with my time?  Something constructive?  Pfft.

[BlodwynPig]

If they're going to be debauched, wanking over a dead woman, why are they fully clothed? Perverts.

[Cuellar]

The Onania Club on the other hand, looks like grade A garbage; pure desperate-to-be-noticed edgelord bollocks, which is why I'll be first in line to download a dodgy copy off the Internet. 

Exactly, can't wait. It looks utter shit.

[SteveDave]

seems The Guardian were complaining about this over the summer holidays

https://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/2018/jul/17/the-onania-club-trailer-tom-six


mmmm, witless

Luke Haines has...really got his act together.

[Dex Sawash]

Thought there was a new Trump daughter

[A Car With No Doors]

Luke Haines has...really got his act together.

Alternately, quitting internet music criticism has done wonders for Mark Prindle.

[Cuellar]

Scratch that, it doesn't just look utter shite. It looks like very funny utter shite.