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JAHAMBWA!

Started by Golden E. Pump, December 04, 2018, 05:46:40 PM

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Golden E. Pump

All praise be to JAHAMBWA!

JAHAMBWA demands sacrifice of six VAUXHALL CAVALIERS. Only then can you live in GARDEN OF JAHAMBWA. Free access to CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN and free subscription to MAGAZINE OF TOP GEAR.

CHURCH OF JAHAMBWA does not touch children.

Cuellar

We used to have a Vauxhall Cavalier but it got stolen. Do you think it was stolen by a CHURCH OF JAHAMBWA member? If so, is there any legal recourse?

Golden E. Pump

JAHAMBWA has VERY GOOD LAWYER.

Cuellar


Pingers

In the CHURCH OF JAHAMBWA holy Book of Manuals, page 12, it says "With a sealed type cooling system, adding coolant should not be necessary on a regular basis. If frequent topping up is required, it is likely there is a leak. Check the radiator, all hoses and joint faces for signs of staining and wetness, and rectify as necessary". If I don't have coolant, is the urine of a virgin child an acceptable substitute?